Saturday, December 30, 2006

THE BEST OF 2006 - Part II: The Best MOVIES of the Year, plus: Music, Comics, and Danny's Year in Review!

- And I'm back, for Part II of my year-end round up, this time coming to you live from Bloomfield, CT. Yes, as of Thursday I'm back in the land of grey skies and suburban sprawl, and thus far my primary activity has been sleep, sleep, and more sleep. I think I've been averaging like 12 hours a night or something. But it's been relaxing so far ... Friday night dinner at the Baram household last night, and tonight my brother, my dad and I ventured out to see Rocky Balboa, which was a truly excellent way to cap off the year on an inspiring note - a great performance for Sly in possibly his best overall movie since the original Rocky. Great stuff.

So ... where are we at this moment? I'll stop for a minute and do some catch up here - the year that was, 2006.

2006 for me was another big year. In January I returned to CA after spending some time at home, and finished out my remaining time as an NBC Page. While it was interesting to go from being a naive rookie to an experienced vet, as old faces left the program and a new crop of fresh-faced kids started out, I was pretty immersed in the cut-throat world of Primetime Development, where we were in the final stages of giving the greenlight to shows like Heroes and Friday Night Lights. Now, I don't want to give myself too much credit, but I'd like to think that my initial enthusiasm towards Heroes had a tiny bit of influence over the Powers That Be to give it the go-ahead. Haha, okay, in reality I probably had zero influence, but I just had to point out that maybe, kind of, I did. Anyways, as February rolled around I was beginning to renter the place known as the Freakout Zone - my time as a page had been artificially extended thanks to my assignment, but it was coming to an end. It probably could have gone on even a little bit longer, but, in truth I knew I had to get out of there. My time in development had disillusioned me a bit though ... I saw how strong the personalities could be in the biz and how so much that fell under the aegis of "creative" was in actuality all about the dollars and cents. So while I had looked at development as a great way to learn more about a particular area of the industry, I wasn't sure if years of answering phones and scheduling meetings was where I wanted to be headed. Somehow though, I got very lucky and was able to do a last-minute interview with Lloyd Scott, who was being brought in to lead NBCU's iTunes and electronic sell-through charge. I got the job, said my goodbyes in the page program, got my picture with Leno (came out terrible) and so began my first Real Job. Even though things were, at times, slow, it was a good experience. I was working on the Universal lot and was nearby to many of my ex-Page friends, and even though my office could be quiet I felt like I was where the action was. I had a lot of fun eating lunch at the Universal commisary, or going to the grill and listing to the production people chat while the theme park tram drove by, as the tourists inspected us to see if we might happen to be famous. Still, the weirdest thing about that time was that Lloyd and I were on such a strange floor in the 2160 building - it was huge, sprawling ... and completely empty aside from our little area in the corner - eventually a handful of others moved in, but even with a few of us it was still a very odd, at times depressing place to work. Lloyd was a great guy to work for though, and I learned a lot on the job. Eventually though, Lloyd left NBCU for a post at MGM, and I was left in something of a state of limbo, unsure of what would happen to me. It got pretty weird there for a few weeks in the spring - coming into work in that big empty seventh gloor, me and this one other guy Lorne sitting at our desks under the glare of flourescent lights. Finally, things at NBCU sorted themselves out, and the New Media group was deemed in charge of iTunes and other EST dealings. The funny part was that this was such a new area that by default, I found myself as the only guy left in the company who had worked with Apple, suddenly, only a few months out of the Page Program, I was the iTunes Guy ...

So since the summer that's where I've been - working in New Media, mostly continuing to be the liason between NBCU's various "content stakeholders" and Apple. I moved out of the Universal lot and into the Pinnacle building, right across from NBC in Burbank, and a quick walk away from good ol' Guest Relations and the new crop of NBC pages. Now that I'm part of a bigger business unit, I've really gotten a crash course on business and management, and after having never taken a match class in four years of college, I'm now regularly dealing with budgets, revenue numbers, and headache-inducing Excel spreadsheets. In all this time I've been in the "must prove myself" stage, and I probably will be for a while yet ... But at some point I'll have to put the breakes on and remember why I came out to LA in the first place, because as lucky as I am to have this job, I can't see myself following this tract for much longer. But still - though I've been at NBC this whole time, I've essentially had three jobs this year. Not a bad pace ... but what it's all meant is a real transition from college to the "real world," which is a bit jarring but hopefully doesn't mean the end of the good times. And there were lots of good times this year - from concerts to birthdays to another great Halloween - visits to San Diego, trips back to CT, and despite being a few years removed now from the college days at BU I'm happy and proud that I managed to hang out with the likes of Aksel, Erica, Chris, Stephanie P, Bradd, and others, in addition, of course, to the many good times with all of the great people I've met out in CA. In fact, despite various interpersonal dramas and Real World-esque stuff, I'm happy to say that in the last few weeks alone, I got together with some great groups of people for dinners, concerts, parties, etc - I even rounded up a bunch of the O.G. NBC Page crew for a very nice holiday dinner last Thursday - a dinner that made me very happy to see us all laughing and getting along well over a year after any of us had worked together as pages. So ... I'm still out in CA, which I never thought would happen in the first place, still working in the 'biz, and still pursuing the dream - so as far as I'm concerned, 2006 was a good start, but merely STEP ONE on a path of bright lights and big dreams.

- As far as the bigger-picture year in review, well, there isn't much to talk about. It was yet another year under the Bush administration that saw us continuing our misguided war in Iraq, one that was riddled with problems to the point that Donald Rumsfeld became the sacrificial lamb. Hamas took control of the Palestinian government, and though there has been some measure of reduced violence in Israel, there remains a shadow cast over the nation by the constant threat of a terrorist-led Palestine and a potentially nuclear Iran. But with the US preoccupied in Iraq, everything from Osama's whereabouts to Iran to North Korea to the impending environmental crisis (thanks, Al Gore) have taken a backseat to the constant insurgent-caused violence in Iraq, in which no end is really in sight if we continue to, as Bush loves to say, "stay the course." But the big story of 2006, I think, is that despite it all there is some hope for 2007, and if it ever gets here, 2008. The Dems have taken back Congress - what this means right now is still up in the air, as the party is still, to some extent, a bit of a mess. But hey, as of now I am firmly aboard the Obama bandwagon and my one message, as the 2008 campaign draws near and candidates move into the limelight is: "Do you smell what Barak is cooking?"

- In the world of music, this was a year where I begrudgingly tuned out a lot of the stuff that was being played on the radio. In LA, where stations like KROQ consider themselves trendsetters, the trend of the day was an edless barrage of whiny, quasi-goth emo and/or "screamo" bands that really didn't do anything for me. I felt like the endearingly nerdy aesthetic that made bands like Weezer so enjoyable was replaced by a wannabe theatricality that tried to employ the operatic undertones of Green Day's American Idiot with thrown together tunes that supossedly emulate Queen but instead sound like a bunch of whiny losers singing about stuff that nobody cares about. My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, 30 Seconds to Mars ... to me, I just don't get it - I mean, I see how these bands' nerd=goth image has some appeal to disaffected youth, but musically, all these bands just kinda seem to suck. The one standout from the pack is AFI, who had a great year where they showed these wannabe kids how it's done. The Killers had a new album with some good singles but nowhere as great overall as their debut. Pearl Jam had their most rocking album in a while, and Tom Petty had a mellow but very solid new record. Fergie was clearly the pop diva of the year, with a few ridiculously catchy tunes, though its not like she had much competition, especially as Gwen Stefani disappointed with her latest oddball hiphop stylings. Of course, Weird Al himself proved again why he is the master, with another brilliant pop-culture send-up, tour de force of an album. And of course, Tenacious D returned to rock yer face off with a new album and a movie that included Dio and Meatloaf vocals in the same song! Gnarls Barkley has a great name and a great single with "Crazy," but I think people are getting a little carried away with the Barkley love (cough*Grammy's*cough). A lot of people are hailing the Chili Peppers' newest as the pinnacle of rock in 2006, but I think that's way too safe of a choice. No, the most rocking of 2006 was done by Jack White's new group, THE RACONTEURS, who had the best rock single of the year in "Steady as She Goes." But man, music just hit a low this year with the release of the Grammy noms, which was just a totally pathetic selection of lame pop crap that just says to me that pop music as we know it is on its last legs. Lucky for me, this year I wasn't overly concerned with pop - because I was lucky enough to see four of my all-time favorite bands EVER, live and in concert! Any year where I was in the presence of Aerosmith~!, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tom Petty (w/Stevie Nicks), and Guns N' by-god Roses ... well, that's a damn good year for music, baby. ROCK.

- Comics this year were dominated by a number of huge, cosmic, high-profile event books, but to me the greatest, most timeless stuff occured in the quality, month-in month-out kickass books like Y: The Last Man, Fables, and Ex Machina, not to mention other consistent great ones like Birds of Prey and Jonah Hex. A few specific shout-outs I'd like to give:

WRITER OF THE YEAR: Brian K. Vaughn
- This one is a no-brainer. Vaughn continued to write possibly the two best books on the stand, Y: The Last Man and Ex Machina, and wrote a stunning, instant-classic graphic novel in Pride of Baghdad, one of those rare, so good-it's-mainstream works that will be read and talked about for decades to come.
RUNNERS UP: Grant Morrison (7 Soldiers, All-Star Superman), Geoff Johns (Infinite Crisis, Teen Titans, Green Lantern)

ARTIST OF THE YEAR: Phil Jiminez
- My one issue with this guy is that his knack for insane detail led to many a last-minute fill-in artist on his magnum opus, Infinite Crisis, but the recent collected edition filled in many of those gaps. Jiminez produced countless beautiful panels and amazing action scenes, and gave IC the highest production value of anything else this year.
RUNNERS UP: Ivan Reis (Green Lantern), Dale Eagelsham (Villains United, JSA)

ONGOING SERIES OF THE YEAR: Y: The Last Man
- Runner's Up: Fables, Ex Machina
SUPERHERO SERIES OF THE YEAR: 52
- Runner's Up: Manhunter, Green Lantern, All-Star Superman
BEST SERIES READ IN TRADE: The Walking Dead
BEST RELAUNCH: Justice Society of America
WORST RELAUNCH: The Flash
BEST NEW SERIES: Checkmate
BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE: V For Vendetta
BEST COMIC BOOK TV SHOW: Justice League Unlimited
MOMENT OF THE YEAR: Ralph Dibney confronts The Spectre (52), Death of Superboy (Infinite Crisis)


- THE BEST MOVIES OF 2006:

Last year I said that I felt it was an underrated year for movies. People complained that the not much excited them, but I argued that a number of amazing dramatic movies made it a memorable year for film fans. This year, the feeling I'm left with as 2007 approaches is twofold:

a.) As I said in Part I of my Year End Best Of - this is a frustrating year because so many of the high-profile, Oscar bait movies are getting very limited, end-of-year releases. This means that I see movies like Letters From Iwo Jima and Children of Men hailed as best of the year by many critics, yet have not yet seen them because they simply aren't playing in more than a handful of theaters nationwide. In response, my Best Of list, more so than usual, feels slightly, at least to me, incomplete. One more related point to make - this was a year that A LOT of worthwhile movies were completely screwed over in terms of getting a wide release. The biggest debacle was undoubtedly Idiocracy, which came out in about five theaters for some unfathomable reason - if more people could see Mike Judge's first movie since Office Space, I'm sure that they would have. But even movies like The Fountain saw limited marketing and limited release ... what's up with that? The studios need to get behind their movies!

b.) This was the year that the Comedy returned. The funny was back, with Borat leading the charge, and I laughed a lot this year at the movies - especially compared to last year with its meager selection of comedies. The two surprise breakout hits of 2006 were both comedies (Borat and Little Miss Sunshine). We got a great Will Ferrell vehicle in Talladega Nights (his funniest since Anchorman). Kevin Smith returned to form with the often hilarious Clerks II, and Mike Judge had a pretty unique satirical flick in Idiocracy. Tenacious D was a very funny flick that finally saw the real Jack Black on-screen, even as we got a kid-friendly albeit hilarious JB in Nacho Libre. Then there was Thank You For Smoking - a sharp, well-acted send-up of Big Tobacco. So yeah, lots of laughs to be had this year.

Otherwise, this was definitely a year of movies that genuinely surprised me, for good and for bad. Despite early warning signs that it wouldn't be to my liking, I held out hope for Superman Returns, only to be bitterly disappointed in Bryan Singer's emasculated take on the Superman mythos. On the other hand, the previews seemed to indicate that Rocky Balboa would be a total dud, and yet just hours ago I sat in the theater with a constant smile on my face as I watched one of the most goosebump-giving movies I've seen in a long while. Little Miss Sunshine came out of nowhere over the summer and completely won me over, and yet For Your Consideration, on paper a sure thing to be one of the best comedies of the year, mostly fizzled. This has also been a year of sharply divided opinions. Some of my favorite movies of the year received scathing reviews alongside the raves, and the backlash on movies like Pirates 2, Little Miss Sunshine, Miami Vice, and The Fountain was almost as strong as the similarly impassioned praise from many fans and critics. Even the fanboys, usually single-minded in their rulings on what rules versus what sucks, couldn't seem to decide if the big geek movies of the year like Superman and X-Men 3 reeked of awesomeness or sucktitude. Only a few movies like The Departed, Cars, and of all things, Borat, rose above the arguments in the peanut gallery.

- Now, as '07 approaches, there's plenty to look forward to as many of the critical faves from 'o6 will finally get a wide release. Just for the record, some possible contenders for my list that I've yet to see: Stranger Than Fiction, Half-Nelson, The Queen, Curse of the Golden Flower, Flags of Our Fathers, Letters from Iwo Jima, The Good Shephard, The Good German, Babel, Blood Diamond, The Illusionist, Volver, Venus, Monster House, Edmund, A Scanner Darkly, Dreamgirls, and perhaps most glaringly, Children of Men, which I am really anticipating.

So without further ado ...

DANNY BARAM'S TOP MOVIES OF 2006:

1.) The Departed

- I didn't anticipate making this my #1 movie of the year, but when I thought about what movie I really enjoyed most this year, what movie really wowed me both for its quality and its pure ability to entertain, this was it. Scorcese killed with this one, which was just so well-directed from start to finish, with an unexpectedly hilarious black humor that made this more than just a typical gangster flick. This is what happens when an all-star director comes together with an all-star cast and each player does what they do best. Wickedly great performances from Damon, DiCaprio, Nicholson, Wahlberg, and the rest - this is a gangster movie for the ages from a master at the height of his powers.

2.) Little Miss Sunshine

- I don't know if I've ever seen such an ostensibly dark movie that leaves you feeling so genuinely happy. I know this one has some haters, but I don't care, to me it's an amazing blend of mainstream comedy with indie sensibilities, and it simply elicits some of the best and biggest laughs of any movie I've seen. In it's own way, this movie has as much of an all-star cast as The Departed, with great performances from Kinnear, Carell, Arkin, Colette, and Abigail Breslin. An amazing (and yes, I'll say it - life-affirming) type of movie.

3.) United 93

- In terms of sheer ability to inspire awe, this is hands down the most remarkable and well made movie of the year. Never have I watched a movie and felt so immersed in what was going on - watching it was like experienceing a lucid dream where you wake up not when you die but only afterwards, when the lights come on and you find yourself in a cold sweat feeling like you've somehow survived a brush with your own mortality. As much as the movies above were pure entertainment, United 93 was pure intensity, and Paul Greengrass' direction is just amazing. I'm still not sure what, exactly, to take away from watching this film, but I know that it profoundly affected me like few others have.

4.) Cars

- As much as I've enjoyed Pixar's other films, Cars was perhaps my favorite to date. Something about its nostalgia-futurism just reminded me of everything that Walt Disney himself stood for - indeed, watching Cars felt like going on a trip to Disneyworld - along with the amazing imagery and animation lay a profound message of hope, frontierism, and the American Dream. It's amazing that a movie about anthropomorphized cars could carry such dramtic wight, but somehow Pixar pulled it off.

5.) The Fountain

- When I initially reviewed this movie, I said I couldn't be sure what I really thought of it until a few weeks had passed and the whole thing had really had a chance to sink in. Well, it's sunk in, and man, the amazing, surreal imagery of this movie is still burned into the inner sanctums of my brain. Darren Aranofsky created something truly special here, totally different from almost any other movie I've ever seen, with a sense of artistry and asimple, almost poetic narrative and artistic style that has to be seen to be appreciated. And what a year for Hugh Jackman - this, I thought, was his great work of '06, but he was great in Scoop, X-Men 3, and the Prestige as well. Speaking of which ...

6.) The Prestige

- Christopher Nolan did it again with this one. As in Memento, he created a dark, truly twisted logic puzzle that in addition to being one hell of a character drama was one beast of a mind-#$%&. The Prestige was a movie that slowly enveloped me as I watched, to the point where by the end I was on the edge of my seat, biting my nails, and hanging on each new revelation with the utmost anticipation. And hey, it had Batman, Wolverine, Scarlett Johanson, and friggin' David Bowie in the same movie. What more do you want?

7.) Borat

- My only real disapointment with Borat probably came from the fact that, for a few years now, I've been such a huge fan thanks to the brilliance of Da Ali G Show. So for me, some of the material was old hat. But in the end it's a moot point, because years from now I'll pop in a DVD of Borat and inevitably laugh my ass off, because I won't have been bombarded with interviews and press and memories of Ali G still fresh in my mind. The fact is that Sascha Baron Coen is a comedic force of nature, and even if all he did with Borat was bring an already-great character into the mainstream, that's enough of an accomplishment that I bow before his ability to have the American public embrace a mustachoed, bigoted, and friggin' hilarious Kazakh reporter. Nice! How much?

8.) Rocky Balboa - As I write this, I am dumbstruck by the fact that the surprisingly great final installment of one of the great American film franchises is struggling to overcome the box office might of Ben Stiller and a bunch of CGI woolly mammoths. Sure, Rocky V was a dud, but like the Italian Stallion himself, this is a franchise that took a drubbing but got up and in the end, scored a kayo. A great companion piece to the original movie, this was another classic underdog story that had a real message of inspiration. Stallone does some of his best acting to date here - and the guy writes and directs as well - he's a machine. And is there a better film score out there than Bill Conti's classic Rocky theme? If you have a beating heart and don't get chills as Rocky begins his final training montage, you may need to have your pulse checked.

9.) Pirates of the Carribean 2: Dead Man's Chest

- It's amazing to me how some fans of the original movie turned their noses up at the second - as if a Disney movie featuring needed to be anything other than a visually stunning, rollercoaster ride of an action movie. To me this was the most purely fun movie of the year, the definition of a summer blockbuster done right, with all the madcap action, imagination, and great characters you could hope for. The most crowd-pleasing movie of the year.

10.) V For Vendetta - Early this year, something amazing happened: a work by the great Alan Moore was made into a movie, and lo, it did not suck. In fact, V For Vendetta was a superb movie - one of the best examples yet of a mature graphic novel being put up on to the big screen. But despite a cool, thought-provoking plotline, a striking visual style, and a nice turn from Natalie Portman, the runaway star of the film was Hugo Weaving, whose nuanced, captivating perfromance of V, done entirely under a mask, screams for Oscar gold.

THE NEXT BEST:

11. Pan's Labrynth - From the genius mind of Guillermo Del Toro comes a hauntingly dark and disturbing fairy tale with some of the most incredible imagery ever put to screen.

12. The Pursuit of Happyness - A classic rags-to-riches tale with a nose-to-the-grindstone approach, this movie carries a great message of hope without ever being too cheesy.

13. Miami Vice - This underrated action flick is classic Michael Mann, oozing style as the director makes every shot look like a digital dream.

14. Thank You For Smoking - A great, biting satire of the business of vice, similar in terms of wit and cleverness to Little Miss Sunshine, with a great (Oscar worthy?) lead perfromance by Aaron Eckhart.

15. Brick - A stylish debut from a first-time director that merges the worlds of high-school drama and film noir to great effect. This is the best movie of the year that nobody saw - I hope it can find a following on video.

16. X-Men 3: The Last Stand - I know this movie garnered a lot of fanboy hate, but I recently rewatched it and was still highly entertained fro mstart to finish. From the great action scenes (conspicuously absent in 1 and 2) to typically great performances from acting titans Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan, this was perhaps the year's most underrated movie by critics and certain vocal fans.

17. Clerks II - This movie reminded me why I loved Kevin Smith back in the day. Sure, it retread lots of familiar ground, but like Rocky Balboa, in a weird sort of way, it was a welcome return to familiarity, and one last (I hope, in this case) salute to a classic.

18. Nacho Libre - This movie had a simplicity and innocence that made it offputting to some, but to me it was a funny, goofy, offbeat follow-up to Napoleon Dynamite that had some of the best lines of the year in a comedy. Nachooooooo!

19. Talladega Nights - Another very funny comedy, this one was pretty formulaic but had a lot of laughs and a lot of lines that are going to be repeated for years to come. Will Ferrell's best in a while.

20. Crank - Here's my oddball pick for '06 - a totally ridiculous Jason Statham actioner that is so over the top, so crazy, that it proved one of the most enjoyable movie experiences of the year. There were some other excellent action pics like Casino Royale and MI:3, but this is the cult classic pick of the bunch.

THE BEST COMEDIES (different standards may apply than in the overall list):
1. Borat
2. Little Miss Sunshine
3. Clerks II
4. Nacho Libre
5. Talladega Nights
6. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
7. Idiocracy
8. Scoop
9. For Your Consideration
10. Art School Confidential

The Worst: You, Me, And Dupree; American Dreamz

THE BEST ACTION FLIX (different standards may apply than in the overall list):
1. Pirates 2
2. X-Men 3
3. Miami Vice
4. Crank
5. Casino Royale
6. MI:3

THE MOST DISAPPOINTING MOVIES OF THE YEAR:

1. Superman Returns - DC and Warner Bros. shot on half of its superhero World's Finest team in the arm with with Batman Begins. Unfortunately, lighting didn't strike twice with Superman - a movie that turned Supes into a deadbeat dad, brought back the used-car salesman version of Lex Luthor that everyone was clamoring for, and featured a big, epic showdown between Superman and ... a giant rock. Nice.

2. The Da Vinci Code - Remember all the hype around this movie? Haha, yeah I barely recall any of it myself - it got drowned out in the utter lameness of this boring movie, with a lifeless Tom Hanks in the lead and pedestrian direction by Ron Howard, which even a valiant effort by Sir Ian McKellan could not save.

3. Snakes on a Plane - Sure, the movie had a number of amusing / ironically funny moments, but there's B-movies done right (Kill Bill, anything by John Carpenter), and there's just plain bad. And this was a bad movie with a funny name that tried after-the-fact to convince us it was in on the joke, but the self-aware inserts proved to be too little, too late. Disapointing, because in the right hands this could have been legitimately badass.

- And that wraps up my Year In Review. It's been fun writing, and I thank you all for reading, as it is often the comments I get, both supportive and critical, that keep me writing. I don't know what 2007 holds, but I'm aiming high and hoping big. Have a happy new year, everybody. I'll see you in '07. - Danny B

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

THE BEST OF 2006 - Part 1 - THE BEST TV SHOWS of 2006

And I'm back, as yet another year comes to a close. I will save my personal retrospective for the next installment, but for now it's time to focus on some of the best that the world of pop-culture had to offer in this landmark year ...

BEFORE I GET TO TV, A QUICK NOTE ON MOVIES:

So ... I am being driven crazy by all these top-tier films being released in such extremely limited rollouts in these last few weeks of the year! Look at many critics' 2006 Top 10 lists, and you'll find movies like Children of Men, Letters From Iwo Jima, The Good German, Curse of the Golden Flower, and Pan's Labrynth which are all but impossible to find outside of NYC at this moment (forget about even trying to see an even less-promoted oddity like David Lynch's Inland Empire). And that includes LA -- right now, Children of Men, possibly my most anticipated movie of the winter season, is playing in exactly TWO theaters in all of greater Los Angeles. What the hell? So yesterday, a friend and I go to one of those two theaters (at the Grove), and of course the movie is sold out way in advance - since I assume many others caught onto the fact that this inevitably amazing flick is playing virtually nowhere else in the country. Oh well, at least I saw David Spade and G4's Adam Sessler at the theater ... some consolation ... I want to see Children of Men, dammit - it's one of those movies that I just KNOW will be a huge favorite and surely a candidate for my 2006 Best Of list. So come on Universal, what is going on here - this was supposed to get a WIDE release on the 25th, and it's a long-hyped, critically-acclaimed movie with stars like Clive Owen and Michael Caine. Give me my movie! As for Pan's Labrynth, I was lucky to see it at a special screening, but most won't be able to see it until '07. And anyways, what's with so many movies being crammed into the holiday release schedule? It's no wonder that films like The Good Shephard and even Rocky Balboa (still need to see both of those, too) get lost in the shuffle. Oh, that's right, Oscar doesn't seem to remember you unless you were released in November or December - so yeah, V For Vendetta's chances of being nominated for anything? Remember, Remember ... sorry, can't remember that far back, sez the Acadamy. So yeah, this is just a preamble to my upcoming Best Movies of 2006 post: basically, I am going to try to squeeze in one or two more flicks before I write it, but the fact is that the list will have to be somewhat incomplete, as so many "2006" releases are in fact barely out there for our viewing pleasure, rather they are jammed into release to be eligible for Oscar buzz and critics' Best-Of lists while remaining maddeningly elusive to the average viewer.

Anyways ...

DANNY BARAM'S BEST TELEVISION OF 2006:

- Well, this is the second year now that I've spent not only watching the ol' tube as a plain old fanboy, but watching it as a card-carrying member of "the industry," as those of us in the biz like to say ... So I feel like now more than ever, I am grateful for the great shows out there that allow me to shut off the analytical part of my brain that is naturally prone to pick apart and critique, and get back into that fanboy zone that has me glued to the screen like a braindead chimp, drooling and muttering phrases from the 50's like "Gee Whiz!" and "Gangbusters!" Okay, so that's not exactly what happens when I watch good TV, but my point is that this was a yeat that had some very hyped-up shows that were kind of, sort of good, but just wouldn't allow that nagging quality-control monitor in my brain to stop its darn beeping. What the bleep am I talking about? Well, the big trend this year was for the nets to roll out pseudo-intense, 24-esque serial thrillers. But man, watching tired, bland shows like Kidnapped (sorry, NBC) just made me re-appreciate how fun and well-made of a show the beast known as 24 really is. Similarly, as much as I've whined and complained about Lost 'round these parts, seeing a show like Heroes give it the ol' college try, but fail to captivate in may of the areas (character, scope, scale) that Lost has always excelled in, well, it kind of rekindled my admiration for what Lost is able to accomplish on a weekly basis, as frustrating a show as it might sometimes be. This was a year that saw the end of some of the classics - the short-lived but legendary-in-its-own-time comedic masterpiece that was Arrested Development, as well as the long-running but sometime underappreciated trend-setter, Malcolm in the Middle. As sad as it was to see those two shows head off into the great land beyond (aka channel 999), the big story of the year for me was probably the emergence of The Office as a true creative force in the world of comedy. I don't think there's ever been a show that had this effect on me - where I was so down on it at first, mildly warmed up to it, and then became a full-blown Dwight Schrute-worshipping fan. Honestly, the first season of The Office wasn't that great - it had moments, but it was really struggling to break away from the UK version and establish its own identity. As the second season progressed though, there was a gradual escalation of quality, until suddenly the show was turning out one classic episode after another. I was lukewarm towards the overly sappy season 2 finale, but so far, Season 3 has been spectacular, with the addition of great supporting actors like Ed Helms, and a level of humor that far surpasses previous seasons in terms of consistency. I'm not sure when or how exactly it happened, but with a huge post-Arrested comedy void to fill, The Office stepped up. The other big news in the comedy world is the utter brilliance that is Stephen Colbert. At first, I felt like the guy was kind of a one-joke gimmick, and doubted that he could support his own show. But somehow, the real Stephen Colbert has made the fictional Stephen Colbert into one of the greatest faux TV personalities out there - not only a constant source of hilarity, but a walking political satire that just hits home mercillessly. The apex of Colbert-mania had to be his address to President Bush, done completely in character, at the White House Correspondents' Dinner - just an unbelievable show of ballsy humor, I have never seen a president so ruthlessly yet brilliantly mocked to his face. While Jon Stewart is kind of the jaded everyman of our pop cultural landscape, Colbert is the harsher, more relevant response to our current political climate.

In the end, was this a good year for TV? I think so, but even as I enjoy the nail-biting intensity of 24 or the subversive wit of Veronica Mars, I get nervous that the days of smart TV are quickly fading. When a totally moronic show like Jericho is pulling in decent numbers, while a brilliant show like Mars continually struggles to stay on the air, it just makes me wonder what's going on here. It's like the networks have decided, to some extent, "well, let's leave the good stuff to HBO, we'll settle for the one where Luke Perry wins the lottery ...". However, I do see hope. This year I've been immersed in the world of iTunes and electronic sell-through, and I see niche shows like Battlestar Galactica, South Park, Veronica Mars, and The Colbert Report competing on a level playing field with the likes of Grey's Anatomy, Lost, and Prison Break. In a world absent of networks and bad / inconvenient scheduling, the best stuff often really does rise to the top. Okay, that's not entirely true, as as of right now, "Rob & Big" is mysteriously a top-seller, but still ... it's very exciting to see these new platforms emerge, not to mention video-sharing sights like YouTube, where CBS and ABC-produced content competes directly with Adult Swim, unaired pilots like Nobody's Watching, and that video of the kid getting a Nintendo 64 for Christmas (hilarious ...). It's no wonder that Time Magazine named "You" the Time Person of the Year, largely due to the user-generated functionality of sites like YouTube. It's a sign that power is going back to the people. Let's just hope this power is used for more than watching clips of some kid singing along to Gunther.

On a final note of precursory preambling, please note that I am but one man, albeit one who watches a lot of TV. Still, I can't watch everything, and don't watch some stuff out of inclination ot just lack of time, and, also, I still don't get HBO, though I do catch up on some of their stuff via DVD.

But anyways, without further ado ...

THE TOP 10 TV SHOWS OF 2006:

1.) 24

- 24 once again reigned supreme in '06, with one of its most memorable seasons to date. 24: Season 5 was a pure adrenaline rush from start to finish, aided by a tremendous supporting cast. As much rightful acclaim as Gregory Itzin and Jean Smart got as the first couple, the biggest joy of 24 this season may have been seeing the legendary Peter Weller kick ass like it was 1987 all over again, playing perhaps the best and most vicious nemesis for Jack Bauer yet. My one complaint about the season was the all too abrupt death of fan-favorite character, the soul-patch bearer Tony Almeda, but aside from that one issue Season 5 was a rollercoaster ride that gets me pumped up just thinking about its sheer awesomeness, and yes, GRAVITAS. Bring on 2007 and 24: Season 6!

2.) The Office

- As I said in my intro, The Office slowly grew on me in Season 2 and has just full-on caught fire thus far in Season 3, consistently providing hilarity each week as the cast continues to gel and the writing continues to improve. The show finally found its own unique voice, and found the right balance of offbeat humor and crowd-pleasing romantic tension. I still can't place it in the same "legendary" tier as I do the original British Office, but I am amazed that I am liking this show as much as I do. Dwight Shrute is the funniest character on TV now that the Bluth family is gone, and the great work of all involved on this show, from Rann Wilson to Steve Carell to Ed Helms, has made this underdog show the best comedy on TV.

3.) Veronica Mars

- It's true, I admitted as much - Veronica faltered badly in the first half of its third season. It wasn't that the show was bad, just that it was missing that extra something that made it so very great in seasons 1 and 2. But then that outstanding fall finale aired, and I was totally blown away, and reminded of how good this show can be, reminded of the superlative writing, style, and film-noir mood that carried Season 2 through so many heart-pounding twists and turns. I was reminded of how well this show weaves a mystery, of how great the supporting cast is, how witty the dialogue is, and how Kristen Bell continues to be the most interesting and talented leading lady on television. Can't wait for the rest of s3 in '07, and hope that the show continues into '08.

4.) The Colbert Report

- The on-air persona of Stephen Colbert has to be one of the greatest comic creations in recent memory, and it's been a joy to watch the man gradually refine his character each day and grow increasingly comfortable in the role. Colbert is the perfect antidote to the mass of loudmouth pundits and O'Reilly-esque blowhards who populate cable news - he is a spot-on satire of the conservative media - he is to political egotism and Bush-era chest-puffing what Borat is to social ignorance. In an era when the old standbys of social commentary like SNL tend to be more focused on producing the next big viral video than providing intelligent political satire, Colbert day in and day out fights a one-man culture war, and, oh yeah, is freaking hilarious to boot.

5.) Arrested Development

- I know, I know, all you Best of the Year purists out there will rag on me since this show barely aired in '06. But guess what, it DID air in '06, and it aired some of the most brilliant episodes of TV comedy ever aired, with its epic, multi-part series finale that contained some of the most hialrious stuff I've seen. Years and years from now, people will still be talking about this show and rediscovering it on DVD or HD-DVD or whatever, and wondering why it wasn't on longer than it was. All I know is, this hilarious show made kissing cousins, the blue-man group, the word "hermano," one-armed men, and magicians funnier than I ever thought they could be, with some of the best writing and one of the best casts we're likely ever to see.

6.) Prison Break

- To me, as good as this show has been, I've always kind of looked at it as 24's slightly hoakier little brother or something. But this year, with the amazingly intense start to Season 2, I suddenly found Prison Break turning into my "must-watch" show of the week. This was the one that I HAD to watch on Mondays at 8pm, that I immediately called my brother about to see if he had seen that night's episode yet. Prison Break is like the pulpy lovechild of Frank Miller and John Carpenter, and it's a pleasure each week to get caught up in its cheesy goodness. The addition of William Fichtner to the cast this season, as a mentally unstable FBI agent in pursuit of the escapees, has been a brilliant bonus. In a world where balls-to-the-wall action entertainment is being confined to the likes of (sigh ...) Spike TV, it's great to have a true, old-school testosterone-fest like Prison Break kick my ass each and every week.

7.) Malcolm in the Middle

- Here's another one where I can already here the comments from the peanut gallery: "It had its day! Get over it!" Well, the amazing thing to me about this show was that it really was consistently great. Despite FOX's usual innane time-slot shuffling, where the show got cast away to the purgatory of Friday night's post-Bernie Mac, this show, to the surprise of many, never actually stopped being a great show. And it's funny, because though I enjoy My Name is Earl, for example, and agree with some of that show's popular and critical praise, I don't think it measures up to the single-camera quality of Malcolm, which for years was one of the most brilliantly-written and flat-out hilarious shows ever made, with a unique point of view that always remained consistent even as the child cast got older. This is another show that will live on in syndication for years, and I think will continue to garner new fans as the years go by. I just think about the great series finale though, and how it reaffirmed for me how great this show had always been, and FOX has yet to replace it with a comedy anywhere near its quality.

8.) Justice League Unlimited

- In a year where many comic book heroes were given less than stellar treatment on the big screen, Paul Dini and Bruce Timm, the geniuses behind Batman: The Animated Series, capped off a decade and a half of animated excellence with their swan song on JLU, which brought Superman, Batman, and a cast of hundreds to glorious animated life. The stories were action-packed, but unlike say Superman Returns, they mixed nostalgic tributes to the source material with a real sense of poignancy and wonder. Call it kids' stuff if you will, but classic animation like this is the kind of stuff that is magical precisely because it appeals to young and old alike. In a world of animation increasingly dominated by haphhazardly-Americanized Japanese imports, this was a final hurrah to the brand of Dini/Timm classical animation that will always be synonomous with greatness.

9. Gilmore Girls

- I am in partial agreement with the critics that Gilmore has lost some of its bite so far this season, but I disagree that the show has completely gone down the tubes. So far this season, there have been plenty of memorable moments that made for flat-out great TV - just recently, Luke and Chris' Christmas-tree brawl in the Stars Hollow town square was one of the highlights of the fall season to date. In any case, even if this season is still finding its post-Palladino legs to some degree, the tail-end of last season had so many great moments. Lane's wedding was a completely classic episode, for example, the kind of story that exemplifies how an abundance of wit and humor can elevate this show to something far greater than what it seems on the surface to the non-fan. And how about Edward Herrmann and Kelly Bishop as Richard and Emily Gilmore - two amazing actors who consistently turn in some of my favorite performances on TV. It's almost enough to make one nostalgic for living in small-town Connecticut. Almost ...

10.) Lost

- As Season 2 of Lost finished up last summer, I was really, really beginning to have my doubts about the show. I've talked about some of those issues extensively before, so I won't go into detail now. But like I said in my intro, as much as Lost can frustrate me, the first six episodes of Season 3 proved to me just how good this show can be when it plays to its strengths. True, as I watched Jack, Sawyer, and Kate held captive by the Others, somewhere every logical instinct in my head was dying to finally get some answers about this show's ridiculous and ever-growing list of unsolved mysteries. At the same time, however, the intensity was cranked up so high, the inter-character drama ratcheted up to such an extent, that depite my lingering doubts I was constantly on the edge of my seat during each episode, biting my nails, IM'ing friends, and totally wrapped up in every line of dialogue, every camera shot, every musical cue. There is something to be said for any show that can be that involving, despite so many head-scratching aspects of the plot that at some point need to be addressed lest the collective heads of thousands of fans simultaneously explode.

MORE BEST OF TV '06:

THE TOP TEN EPISODES OF 2006 (Drama):

1.) 24 - Day 5: 6 am - 7 am (season 5 finale)
2.) Veronica Mars - Not Pictured (season 2 finale)
3.) 24 - Day 5: 7 am - 8 am (season 5 premiere)
4.) Gilmore Girls - Friday Night's Alright For Fighting
5.) Lost - The Long Con
6.) 24 - Day 5 - 6 pm - 7 pm (death of Edgar)
7.) Veronica Mars - Spit and Eggs (fall season 3 finale)
8.) Prison Break - The Killing Box (fall season finale)
9.) Gilmore Girls - I Get A Sidekick Out of You (Lane's wedding)
10.) Lost - I Do (fall season finale)

Honorable Mention: Studio 60 - Pilot

THE TOP 10 EPISODES OF 2006 (Comedy):

1.) Arrested Development - Fakin' It / Family Ties / Exit Strategy / Development Arrested (4-part series finale)
2.) The Office - The Merger
3.) The Office - The Convict
4.) The Office - Initiation
5.) The Simpsons - Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife (Ricky Gervais-written ep)
6.) King of the Hill - Church Hopping
7.) King of the Hill - 24 Hour Propane People
8. ) The Office - Dwight's Speech
9.) The Office - The Carpet
10.) Tie: Malcolm in the Middle - Graduation (series finale), Malcolm in the Middle: Stevie in the Hospital

MORE TV STUFF:

The Shows to Watch Out For in 2007:

1.) Heroes - Heroes has had a slow but steady start thus far, and the unlikely breakout has been Masi Oka as the lovable Hiro. But after a decent but underwhelming pilot, the show has slowly but surely begun to remedy some of its flaws and work around some of the weaknesses in its cast by upping the ante in terms of plot twists and pacing. Adding a few go-to, veteran actors like Christopher Ecclestion can only help things in '07, and the added contributions of talents like Jeph Loeb should hopefully add to the intelligence of the scripts.

2.) 30 Rock - I felt it was too early to add this show to my Best Of list, and truthfully it's not quite at the level of quality of say, The Office yet. But so far, it has been pretty darn funny, and both Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan have been hilarious. With a little more smoothing-out, this could be a real breakout.

3.) Lost - Okay, I have been kind of discouraged reading recent interviews with the likes of Damon Lindeloff and some of his Lost colleagues, in which there seems to be a kind of submissive attitude like "well, we have to do what the network wants when it comes to pacing our stories." So why am I putting this on my watch-list for '07? Two words: Brian K. Vaughn. Perhaps my favorite current fiction writer has joined the writing team of Lost! Sure, there's only so much one man can do in a crowded TV writer's room, but I mean, the writer of Y: The Last Man and Pride of Baghdad writing dialogue for Locke and Sayid? Sounds too good to be true, but it is fo' real.

4.) King of the Hill - FOX dubbed this show finito, but in a rare show of good judgement, the network gave it the nod to come back for one mo' round of down-home hilarity. If this is truly it, I hope the show can go out with a bang, as I think it's truly an underrated gem and one of the most consistently good comedies of the last decade.

5.) Smallville - After a decent season premiere, Smallville has really been struggling to not suck thus far in its latest season. Nevertheless, the "coming in '07" promos for the show look badass, and the promise of Lex going ever darker, while Clark pulls together a protoype Justice League, is enough to keep me watching. But if the show continues to focus on lame villains-of-the-week and the neverending, angsty trust issues of Lana Lang, well then, as the themesong says: "somebody saaaaaaave me!"

What Fizzled in 2006:

1.) Bleak, humorless, serialized crime dramas - Hello, network execs. 24 works because it is fun and over-the-top, and yet here we were in the fall season at a time when America clearly wants ESCAPISM, and we get depressingly angst-filled shows about kidnapping (Kidnapped), hostage trauma (The Nine), skeevy lawyers (Shark, Justice), and unlikable criminals (Smith, Heist). Why is this so hard to figure out? America wants heroes (and Heroes!), not TV that makes stabbing oneself with a pencil look like fun in comparison. A classic film noit murder mystery a la Veronica Mars = good times. A season-long mystery asking us to guess at what unspoken terrors might have occured to nine post-traumatic hostages? Not so good times. But do you really need me to tell you this?

2.) Preachy Politics in Primetime vs. Brainless Trash - Okay, I'm mostly talking about Studio 60, which frankly had one of the best pilots I've seen based off one of the best TV scripts I've read. But the show quickly devolved into a platform for Aaron Sorkin to weave heavy-handed political discussion into a show about SKETCH COMEDY, with every piece of dialogue delivered with the same level of implied gravity as if the characters were standing in the Pentagon rather than in a television studio. The pilot, helped by a great cameo by Judd Hirsch, somehow held all of these threads together and delivered an amazing piece of TV, but it all began to unravel as the show-within-a-show never seemed good or important enough (let alone funny enough) to warrant the weight that Sorkin was giving it. The show has had its moments, with some great performances by Matthew Perry, Ed Asner, Steven Webber, and others - but, overall, it's no big mystery to me why people were tuning out - a show about showbiz that fancies itself to be about politics and the culture wars is a hard sell, especially when the show seems to wear its own smugness and self-importance on its sleeve. Still, Studio 60's failure to live up to the hype is much less disturbing than a show like Jericho, whose premise actually WARRANTS some political meat with the plot, yet basically plays out like The OC gone nuclear. I fear for a new trend where all high-concept shows will simply be soap-operas stitched together with pop-music montages under the loose pretense of being "about" something other than who is hooking up with who. I mean, who cares who nuked America when (gasp!) the prom queen is making out with the president of the chess club!

3.) The CW launch - The CW seemed to have great promise - the best of the WB and UPN, in a new net that would give a boost to under the radar shows like VM and provide a great platform to launch new hits. Well, with a flimsy development slate and an overreliance on aging shows like Smallville and Gilmore (not to mention 7th Heaven), the CW seems to have missed a huge opportunity to make an impact. Sad that it's most buzzed-about show was the never-aired Aquaman pilot, which became an internet hit when it became available for download on iTunes.

4.) Network Comedies - As funny as The Office is, it isn't enough. With Arrested gone, there is still a huge void in the world of TV comedy. I know, I have friends who rave about shows like How I Met Your Mother and Old Christine, but where is the true innovation in primetime? Where is the next great animated primetime comedy? (American Dad ain't it ... no wonder they're bringing back Futurama ...). Where is the next show to push comedy to its creative limits like Arrested Development did? As of now, these shows are mostly on cable - The Colbert Report, Adult Swim (Metalpocalypse, anyone?), so there is hope if you channel-surf past the single-digits. But when the nets turn out retro-grade lameness like 20 Good Years and 'Till Death, it makes you wonder ...

5.) Network News - While cable news thrives in its own, flag-waving niche, Katie Couric's much-heralded move to CBS did little to innovate, other than some additional leg-shots and those lame "In Their Own Words" segments. When is the news going to really adapt to a new era, and maintain integrity and impartiality without being tired and boring? When will a real newscast for the digital age emerge? Still waiting on that one ...

MORE BEST OF '06 AWARDS:

- Best Season Premiere: 24 Season 5
- Best Season Finale: 24 Season 5
- Best Series Finale: Arrested Development
- Best Lead Character (Drama): Jack Bauer (24)
- Best Supporting Character (Drama): Keith Mars (Veronica Mars)
- Best Lead Character (Comedy): Michael Scott (The Office)
- Best Supporting Character (Comedy): Dwight Schrute (The Office)
- Best New Character (Drama): Hiro (Heroes)
- Best New Character (Comedy): Alec Baldwin as Jack Doneghy (30 Rock)
- Best Villain: Peter Weller as Henderson on 24
- Most Shocking Moment: Michael shoots and kills Ana-Lucia and Libby in the span of 30 seconds on Lost
- Best Dramatic Speech: Jack Bauer to President Logan on 24 ("Right here, right now, you WILL face justice!")
- Best Comedic Speech: Dwight's Stalin-esque speech on The Office
- Best Late Night Guest Appearances: Borat's side-splitting spots on Conan and Leno (w/Martha Stewart!)
- Best Running Late Night gag - Tie: Conan O' Brien's Lord of the Rings: The Musical, and Conan O'Brien's Horny Manatee
- Biggest Plot Twist: Beaver revealed as the mastermind on Veronica Mars
- Best Death Scene: TIE - Edgar suffocates on 24, Jack Bauer shoots Henderson on 24, Abruze meets his maker on Prison Break, Fichtner executes escapee on Prison Break
- Lamest Death Scene - Tony Almeda abruptly bites it on 24 -- whyyyyyyy?!?!
- Fictional RIP: President David Palmer, Edgar Styles, Tony Almeda, Michelle, Alan Henderson (24), Abruze, Veronica, the Governor, that old dude (Prison Break), Mr. Eko, Ana-Lucia, Libby (Lost), Beaver (Veronica Mars), Pa Kent (Smallville), Marissa Cooper (The OC)

- Best Return to Form: Veronica Mars with it's Season 3 fall finale
- Best Guest Writer: Ricky Gervais (The Simpsons, The Office)
- Best Guest Star (Comedy) - Christian Slater, Rosanne Barr, and John Leguizamo on My Name is Earl
- Best Guest Star (Drama) - John Goodman on Studio 60
- Best Show I Watched on DVD: Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Best Animated Guest-Stars: Michael Chabon, Tom Wolfe, Jonathan Franzen, Gore Vidal on The Simpsons
- Best Marketing Campaign: Heroes
- Lifetime Achievement Award: Kevin Conroy for brilliantly voicing Batman for over a decade
- Lifetime Achievement Award: Malcolm in the Middle for a brilliant seven-year run as one of TV's most inventive comedies

- Biggest Jump-the-Shark Moment: Ryan Atwood cage-fighting on the season premiere of The OC
- Worst Theme Song Change: Veronica Mars' remixed opener
- It Took Them a Year, But they Did It: SNL finally repeats the success of Lazy Sunday a full year later with the viral sensation "$#%& in a box" digital short.
- Biggest WTF Moment: The four-toed statue on Lost
- Most annoying speech patterns: Desmond's constant use of "brother" on Lost - Hulk Hogan should sue
- Still not out on DVD, dammit all: The State (but it is on iTunes ...)
- Biggest Decline in Quality from a Year Ago: Family Guy, Smallville
- Biggest Sign of the Apocalypse: Dancing with the Stars #1 show in America

Alright, that's it for Part 1 - stay tuned for the rest and Happy Holidays! Tommorow I'm outta herrrrrrrrre and back home to CT, so I'll catch ya' later on the EAST SIDE.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Pursuit of Happyness Review

PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS Review:

Well, this is a movie that most anyone should be able to relate to. Okay, for the spoiled rich kids out here in Hollywood, living off their parents' inherited fortunes while working on the great American screenplay, it may stretch the limit of relatability. But for anyone who's ever looked nervously at an ATM receipt, for anyone who has tried to figure out how the were going to afford to make it through the month, for anyone whose parents gave them a giant guilt trip about any and all luxury items ever bought for them (okay, haha that may have just been me ...), this is a movie that will make you think "wow, I'm glad someone is telling this story. But the great thing about Pursuit of Happyness is that it could have very easily been (and, frankly, appeared to be from the trailers) a cookie-cutter aww-shucks Hallmark card of a movie. However, this is in fact a film with a lot of depth and a lot of wit, and yes, plenty of heart to spare as well. My point is, that this could have been a one-note, sappy cheese-fest, but surprisingl, it is a pretty great movie.

Based on a true-life story, this movie poses such a troubling yet interesting question - how does one move up the social ladder? How does one become a white-collar worker when all your life you've been struggling to make end's meet? I think a lot of us struggling in entry-level entertainment jobs out here can relate, even if just a bit ... I mean, I remember in college, talking to young alumni who had made the jump to Hollywood, asking them the same question that my parents kept asking me - "so, how exactly does one DO it?" What I meant was, how was one supposed to afford a move to LA when by all accounts there was no guarantee of a job, and the jobs that you could potentially get didn't even pay enough to pay rent, have a car, etc. And you know what ... I rarely got a straight answer from anyone I asked - it's the same as when you ask a bigshot exec or a well-known producer how they got to where they are today - there's a lot of the usual "right place at right time, kept plugging away, etc" but rarely does the truth come out, which is, inevitably: "I was handed my lot in life on a silver spoon, so there."

The Pursuit of Happyness looks at a man who not only wasn't handed anything, but is prone to bad luck. We see Will Smith as a man who invested what little money he had in buying up medical devices to sell - bone-scanners deemed largely useless by doctors, leaving Smith's character in a daily struggle to use his charm and persistance to get rid of one of the things, and thus be able to pay his rent, feed his son, and do it all over again. As Smith hits rock bottom, he decides to make a radical change in his life and apply for an internship at an investment bank - the problem is, of course, that the internship doesn't even pay. And so begins a rollercoaster ride in which Smith must stretch himself to the limit in order to push through the glass ceiling while at the same time struggling to pay the bills. It's a great story, because it reminds you how so much of corporate America, despite our notions of equal opportunity, is designed to keep outsiders out and to make sure that only a select few ever truly reap the benefits of the system.

But enough about the movie's premise --- the fact is that Will Smith puts in possibly his best performance to date as Chris Gardner. Sure, the charisma is stil l there, but the Will Smith-ness is suitably toned down in favor of the actor going for a deeper, more nuanced performance. Smith does an excellent job of keeping himself in check, so that when the big, emotional moments do come, they resonate rather than feeling lke just another dance in the Will Smith show. Will's real-life son, Jaden, is excellent here as well - easily one of the best and least-annoying on-screen kids I've seen in a while, the best part about him is that he further elevates his dad's performace to give it that extra level of legitimacy. There is a great scene where Will has to face the fact that he and his son are homeless - their only choice for the night is to sleep in an empy subway restroom. But like all fathers who try to hide the sometimes harsh truth from their kids, Will plays on his young son's imagination and makes the entire tragic situation into a game for his son, all the while barely containing his own sadness and sense of futility. A very real, very empathetic scene, played just right by all parties, that embodies why the movie works as well as it does.

In any case, this isn't the greatest movie ever or anything, but it works extremely well and is intelligently crafted, rarely heavy-handed or unnecessarily preachy, but quitely intense and emotional, with plenty of moments of levity and humor to add to the overall entertainment value. In the end, I was glad that this particular story had been told, because it deals with the classic American dream, rags-to-riches saga in a very nose-to-the-ground, honest way, that makes you happy for Chris Gardner's rise to success but also angry at a society that would make it so hard for a smart, well-meaning guy like him to succeed. I would definitely recommend that you check it out this holiday season.

My Grade: A -

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

LOADED LIKE A FREIGHT-TRAIN! FLYIN' LIKE AN AERO-PLANE! Guns N' Roses Concert Wrap-Up, Pan's Labrynth Review, and MORE

Okay, so I've been wanting to write for a few days now, but craziness at work and general fatigue (will explain shortly) have kept me from doing so. But let me set the scene ...


So this past weekend was pure insanity. Aksel came down from San Diego and the stage was set for one jam-packed weekend. Between picking up Aksel from LA's Union Station on Saturday and getting lost in the process, and meeting up with Dan K and Aksel's old friend Bob on Saturday night, I wasn't sureh ow much energy I'd have left for the big GnR show on Sunday night. But despite little sleep and some touring around Hollywood in the afternoon, when the time came, I was pumped, primed, and ready for GUNS N ROSES, baby.


The crew and I met up beforehand at Universal Citywalk, where not only would the concert be held, but also, coincidentally, a huge gathering of Jews was taking place in honor of Hanukah, right outside our initial destination of Hard Rock to boot. So we dined in style at the Hard Rock Cafe - the perdect place to prepare for GNR, as classic Guns' tunes were on continuous rotation and all manner of GnR enthusiasts filtered in and out, even a few in full-on Axl Rose regalia. As I ate my cajun chicken sandwich and rocked out to the music videos from Appetite, Use Your Illusion, etc, it was on like donkey kong. After the grub was consumed the band of misfits headed outside to catch the tail-end of the celebratory Hanukah candle-lighting, in a ceremony complete with Chasidic emo-rockers and throngs of Ortho-families dancing and clapping as the band played on. Supposedly, the Sox' Gabe Kaplar was even in attendance, though I didn't see him first-hand. Still, we had to pry ourselves away from the festivities, as the schlock rock was only but a stop on our journey to the Land of Rock. We headed down the Citywalk road, through neon signs and gaudy storefronts did we trek, until we entered the gates of the Universal Ampitheater, where the one known as Axl (not to be confused with Aksel) would soon grace us with his steely pipes and welcome us into his depraved jungle of rock n' roll.


Although, this being Guns N Roses, fronted by a man notorious for starting things fashionably late, GnR was the final act of an epic night of musical spectacle. We entered the arena - which is I have to say, a great venue - not too big, great views of the stage, very comfortable, and perfect for a rockshow. First up was, quite appropriately, a show from none other than the Suicide Girls, for the unintiated, think the Rockettes as conceived by a braintrust of Hugh Hefner and Marylin Manson. We watched as we were introduced to some of Hell's Belles, and when I say introduced I mean introduced. After a rousing show of burlesque rock n' shock, it was time for Helmet to take the stage. The band was familiar to me in name but I didn't recognize any of their Pantera-esque metal tunes. They were very loud, and hardcore to the max, though I wonder if they were really appropriate for a show featuring the much more operatic rock of GnR. I can't say I really enjoyed Helmet much, but I'll give them some respect as a solid band, even if their gutteral screamings reminiscent of Motorhead but less good sort of gave me a headache.


After Helmet (some would say thankfully) left the stage, it was time for SEBASTIAN BACH to do his thing. Being a fan of Skid Row and the man's humorous acting work on Gilmore Girls, as well as his frequent appearances on VH1's I Love the 70's / 80's / 90's, I was mucho psyched to see SEBASTIAN (n. Yohan) kick ass old-school hair-metal style. And dayum, praised be the lords of hairspray, Mr. Bach came out and declared mightily that Rock N' Roll yet lived, and that as of tonight Rock was Back! And lo, he did ROCK. Sure, some of the tunes were better than others, and the only ones that REALLY got me goin' were the classic Skid Row songs like I'll Remember You, but I give the man credit - he was jumping around and banging his head and wailing his trademark falsetto wail like a man possesed, dancing and jumping like a young rocker with something to prove. Okay, for the most part, like I said, many of the newer songs weren't much to scream about. But holy lord ... when the man played 18 AND LIFE I flipped out - I mean when the hell else might I ever see this song, one of my all-time 80's rock faves, performed live? And the man closed out with a thunderous rendition of YOUTH GONE WILD that nearly brought down the house. My mates and I were transported to the faraway land of rock euphoria as we pumped our fists in unison to the anthem of "We Are the Youth Gone Wild!" Awesome. For one night only it was 1988 and rock n' roll lived a-gane.


And finally, after an exhausting preshow of The Suicide Girls, Helmet, and practically an entire concert's worth of material from Sebastian Bach, it was time for the main event, at the ripe early hour of 11:30 pm on a SUNDAY NIGHT. Oh lord, now you're starting to see why I was barely funtioning the next day at work. But yeah, let me see how to put this ...


Despite the fact that this wasn't the original lineup. Despite the fact that yes, Axl Rose's voice is all but shot. Despite the fact that it's 10 years later and we're STILL waiting for Chinese flippin' Democracy ...


Despite all that ...


GUNS N' ROSES KICKED UNHOLY AMOUNTS OF ASS.


Yes, screw the naysayers. Even if the man isn't quite the force of nature that he used to be, Axl Rose remains one of the greatest rock frontmen of all time, and he proved his iconic status once again on Sunday. The voice isn't there like it used to be - oftentimes, I admit, Axl's lyrics were only just audible over the crunching guitars and drums, and what was heard was, certainly, a far cry from the piercing, smooth-as-silk, high-pitched cry that became his trademark back in the day, and established him as one of the most distinctive and kickass vocalists in rock history. But, dammit, the songs spoke for themselves. The sheer power of Welcome to the Jungle, the undeniable emotion of November Rain, the lyrical brilliance of songs like Sweet Child O' Mine and Used to Love Her, the pure rockingness of rock classics like Night Train, Mr. Brownstone, and so many more. There was no Slash, true, but Sunday night we witnessed the full power and majesty of one of the greatest bands of all time ... this was a concert for the ages.


Much like when I saw them back in Boston three years ago, Axl and leaned heavily on the catalog of classics from Appetite For Destruction to pad out the show. However, seeing as how Appetite is arguably the greatest rock album of all time, with not a bad song in the bunch, it was awesome to hear so many songs I've listened to over and over again at home live and in ya' face. I mean, almost nothing was left out, even lesser-known songs like Out Ta Get Me, Think About You, and It's So Easy got kickass renditions - and for me it was sweet to hear some of the grittier, balls to the wall songs from the early days rather than an overload of the more overblown ballads from the later years. But of course, we still got the biggest power-ballad classics like November Rain (amazing) and Patience (also amazing), and even both of the famous covers - Live and Let Die (YES~!) and Knockin' On Heaven's Door (OH YES~!). We got a firecracker opening in Welcome to the Jungle that had the crowd jumping out of their seats, and an appropriate closing in Paradise City that saw confetti flying everywhere, people convulsing in rock-propelled spasms of joy, and Axl hopping around and belting out "There's an urchin livin' under the street ..." like only he can. In between, we had the inevitable "ohhhh $%&# moment that was Sweet Child O' Mine, the funky lyrical stylings of Mr. Brownstone, the darkly humorous I Used to Love Her, the teen-angst rage of You Could Be Mine (just as good this time as I remembered it from Boston), and the adrenaline-rush-in-a-box that is Night Train, performed to perfection in a chair-rattling show of awesomeness. What else? Well, for one of my favorites, My Michelle, SEBASTIAN BACH returned to the stage to form an unholy alliance with Axl Rose, with Bach using his high-pitched shriek to channel the ghost of old-school Axl Rose, as he playfully wove a dream duet with new-school, corn-rowed Axl Rose. Plus, OG GnR bandmate Dizzy Reed even contribured to a number of songs, so there was that added air of authenticity. The one big song that was missing was Rocket Queen, which I don't believe was played in Boston either, oddly enough. And, much to Ms. Liggett's dismay there was no performance of Civil War, though I can't say that one ranked on my must-hear list. For my part, I was happy to hear classics like Night Train (shoulda been on my Top 10 list, sorry ...), You Could Be Mine, etc.


As far as the new stuff goes, well ... okay, some of it is a lot of sound and fury symbolizing nothing, if you know what I mean. There's a lot of production values but seemingly not as much staying power as the classics. Still, I don't want to diss things outright. Some of the new songs are not bad at all, I think I just need some time to warm up to them. But there's no doubt that one or two of 'em did have a little bit of the kind of overproduced, over-thought feel that you might expect coming from an album that has been years, and years, and years in the making. But in the end, yeah, I'll be picking up Chinese Democracy - at this point there's no way it could possibly live up to or play down a decade of hype and vaporware infamy, but hey, it's GnR, baby. I'll take it.


So yeah ... I can't diss too much on Axl, the man gave it his all and was way more animated than I expected or remembered from Boston. The man was doing his trademark Axl dance, seemed happy to be there, and genuinely into it all. While at this point he'll continue to have his detractors, all the fans in attendance knew they were witnessing a guy going out there and giving it his all, putting it all on the line for a solid 2+ hours of nonstop rockin'. In between songs, there were a few pauses for guitar solo showcases and whatnot to give Mr. Rose a break, and there were some tight stylings from the band, including some salutes to Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, and Hendrix. Overall the band was more than capable of recreating the GnR style, although I'm not sure if anyone in the band brought the same level of guitar prowess and charisma that Buckethead had back in Boston, and surely to this day, the absence of guitar-god-in-a-top-hat Slash is still felt from the band he helped create. But at this point it's time to accept, the GnR of old is no more, but fans can be thankful that this incarnation exists. Because on Sunday, I saw, once again, one of the best frontmen of all time play dozens of the best and most rocking songs ever created. In short, an amazing concert for the ages. Let it be known to the masses what me, Brian, Liz, and Aksel found out on Sunday: Guns N' Roses still kicks ass with the best of 'em, dammit all.


- So yeah, after what was an incredibly awesome but draining night, we were let out past 2 am! On a Sunday! Work the next day was gotten through on pure leftover adrenaline, as, meanwhile, Aksel boarded a train back to San Diego after a crazy weekend in Los Angeles. After feeling ab it recovered by Tuesday though, I got to have another cool experience last night ...


- Via a film series co-sponsored by the Sundance Channel (which is a partial interest of NBC-Universal), I got to, for free, check out a special screening of the much-anticipated 'round these parts new film from Guillermo Del Toro (Hellboy) -- the fantasy spectacle known as Pan's Labrynth.


PAN'S LABRYNTH Review:


- Here in America, we like our pop culture to be very compartamentalized. We have action movies, kid's movies, chick flicks, big-budget blockbusters and artsy independent films. But rarely are we accepting of genre-bending films that are not so easily categorized. We like our fantasy Disneyfied and kid-friendly. We like our war dramas serious and realistic and adults-only. Rarely does one see a movie outside of a Miyazaki anime or the occasional flick from a Terry Gilliam or David Lynch that dares to mix the dark, the disturbing, the adult with the dazzling fantasy imagery and surreality that is usually confined to kid-pics. Here though, Guillermo Del Toro crafts a bold experiment - a movie that mixes some of the most imaginative fantasy imagery ever captured on film with some of the most brutal and real subject matter one could think of. It's almost like he took the premise of a Narnia or Alice in Wonderland and stripped it of all the family-friendly, homogenized pretense, instead looking to the dark and bloody fairy tales by the likes of the Brothers Grimm for inspiration. Because this movie is the most gruesome and violent and legitimately disturbing fairy tale you'll see - and, most disturbingly, the scariest moments don't take place in the fantasy realm, but in the real world.


Pan's Labrynth follows the adventures of a young girl, Ophelia, who is taken away by her pregnant mother to live with the unborn baby's father - an Spanish army commander who is as ruthless and monstrous as they come, who sees his unborn son as merely a legacy to himself, who kills his disobediant lieutenants on a whim, and who thrives in the wartorn, ravaged WWII-era Spain that the movie is set in. As bleak as thing are for Ophelia, her one solace is her disovery, brought to her by a mythical faun, that she is in fact the reincarnated soul of a fairy princess, and that to reclaim her throne in the fairy world she must complete three dangerous tasks. From this point on, the movie goes back and forth between the real-world character drama of The General and his brutality towards the rebel forces trying to lay siege on his base, and the fantasy-world encounters that Ophelia escapes to - the completion of which is her one hope of escaping the miserable reality she lives in.


The premise sounds like that of a children's fairytale, and in some ways this is one in its narrative simplicity. But man, this is a stark, shocking, movie. I can't remember ever seeing a movie where I had to actually close my eyes or look away from the screen so many times because of the gruesomeness of what I was seeing in front of me. And most of these scenes are in the real world - the General is a bloody, scarily violent character, who tortures, kills, and maims his victims with grim delight. As he begins to discover a conspiracy within his ranks to aid the rebel guerilla fighters, his paranoia and anger makes his actions grow all the more sadistic. For this reason, the fantasy scenes in the film, as darkly haunting as they are, almost feel like an escape (for us, as well as for Ophelia) from the violence around her in the real world.


In these fantasy-based sequences however, the level of visual artistry is simply amazing - imagine the best and most detailed of Jim Henson's creations in Labrynth crossed with medieval gothic paintings and Japanese videogame monsters. One scene in particular, where Ophelia encounters a deadly, faceless monster with black claws and eyes on its hands, is one of the most horrifically memorable movie visuals I've seen. This is a fairy-tale, yes, but it's also one sick, twisted movie, make no mistake.


The acting across the board is superb, and despite the Spanish language I really felt like the characters, particularly Ophelia (pretty amazingly acted on the part of the child / preteen actor who played her) and the army Captain (a brilliantly scary performance - one of the great movie villains of recent years). Also of note is the amazing sound in this film. The buzzing of the fairies, the clacking of the monster's nails on the table, the thimping of the faun's hoofs in the cavernous labrynth - I noticed the sound in this film more so that I have any other in a long while.


Once again, visually, huge credit must be given to Del Toro. I've long respected the way he brought the work of Mike Mignola to life in Hellboy, and here he draws on classical paintings, modern horror movies, and the imagery of fairy tales to create an amazing-looking film. Each scene has a distinct look - from the bleak blues of war-torn Spain to the organic reds of the fantasy kingdom.


I will say that in some ways the movie didn't fully click with me. I felt that the fantasy elements became so overshadowed by the real-world elements that at times they felt like an afterthought, even though the handful of full-on fantasy sequences were so visually amazing -- their artistry made you wish that they comprised more of the film. Because really, this is almost a wartime coming of age drama first and a fantasy film second. The mythology is fairly loose and undefined, and it all works more as a metaphor than a fully realized world like Oz or Narnia. What Del Toro does here is put a new spin on the girl coming-of-age subgenre of fantasy - a dark, gritty, violent, and extreme spin on Alice in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, Peter Pan, Narnia, etc. Surely there are bits of Alice, Dorothy, Wendy, and Lucy in Ophelia - but the difference is that in this movie, the chief monster isn't a Queen or a Witch or a Pirate, but an all-too real army Captain who terrorizes all who cross him. The result of this experiment is a visually arresting film that is doesn't fully succeed at reinventing the fantasy genre, but surely succeeds in that it won't allow itself to be easily compartamentalized. A kid's fairytale this is most definitely not.


My Grade: A -


- After the movie, we were treated to a Q and A with Guillermo Del Toro himself, and man, it was great! The man is a genious and knows his stuff, so much so that I'd gladly attend a lecture by him anytime. Funny, smart, and self-deprecating, it was a true pleasure to hear such an amazing director and artist give insight into the film we had just seen, and I am now very curious to see his earlier films, and more excited than ever for Hellboy 2 and Tarzan.


- Finally, I'd like to say RIP to a true legend, a man who along with his creative partner William Hanna redefined animation and practically raised multiple generations of American kids with his brilliant, funny, and imaginative characters. Yep, I'm talking about JOSEPH BARBERA, a true icon of imagination, who passed away earlier this week. What I love about Hanna-Barbera cartoons is that they were like a gatway into so many worlds and facets of pop culture. The Flinstones and Jetsons were in their own right brilliant sitcoms, yet appreciated by kids and adults alike. Scooby Doo was and is a brilliant blend of horror and comedy, one of the first things to make me and so many others fall in love with vampires, ghouls and ghosts. And then there is the brilliant stable of Hanna-Barbera pulp characters. Space Ghost, Johnny Quest, and so many others were what first planted that spark of imagination into my mind that made me seek out other stories of the fantastic. It just speaks volumes to me that - ask anyone of my generation in their twenties - we were all raised on Hanna-Barbera cartoons - Scooby Doo, The Flinstones, Jetsons, Laugh-a-lympics, Yogi Bear, Johnny Quest, Wacky Races, Space Ghost, Dyno-Mutt, Huckleberry Hound ... and the list goes on and on and on ... and what's so amazing is that nearly all of these cartoons were created years, DECADES, before we were born. I mean, as a kid, I doubt I even realized that the Scooby Doo and Flinstones cartoons I loved were from a bygone era. They still felt fresh, still felt iconic. Johnny Quest is as cool now as ever. Space Ghost has been reinvented as an Adult Swim icon. These characters are timeless, classic. I am just in awe of the creativity that a man like Joseph Barbera must have possessed. To have created a company whose logo to this day inspires awe and wonder and childlike excitement in millions of people, to have overseen a universe of hundreds of characters who will live on forever - simply amazing. There will never be another like Joseph Barbera, but it's slightly comforting to know that the legend of Hanna-Barbera will always be there for generations of kids to discover.


- Alright, I'm out - stay tuned - Best of 2006 blogs are coming soon!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Invaders from Mars: VERONICA Kicks Ass, SLIDERS now on ITUNES, and MORE

Okay, so first thing on the agenda today is to put this little piece of self-promoting but also very cool news out into the internet ether:

SLIDERS and TREMORS on iTunes:

As of RIGHT NOW, one of the biggest cult sci-fi TV hits of the 90's is BACK, baby. Yes - Jerry O' Connell, Sabrina Lloyd, John Rhyss-Davies - in one of the coolest and most fun shows ever made -- SLIDERS.

Yes, SLIDERS is available NOW on Apple iTunes - Seasons 1 and 2 - as either a la carte episodes or as full seasons. This is your ONLY chance to get individual eps or even Seasons 1 and 2 as individual seasons (the DVD combines them into one package). I say this both as a guy who helped to get this up on iTunes and as a unabashed Sliders fanboy - go download this NOW - if you do, it may convince the powers that be that there is real interest in the show and will instigate more iTunes and DVD content becoming available. SLIDERS - right now - on iTunes!

And, for those of you whose tastes lean more towards small quirky towns beset by giant, carnivorous worms, well, TREMORS - the cult fave TV series - is also NOW AVAILABLE on iTunes.

- Okay, with that plug out of the way, my other big topic of discussion is:

VERONICA MARS - "Fall Finale"

HOLY CRAP, last night's VERONICA MARS was ridiculously amazing! I know it's been a while since I extolled the virtues of this show, and yes, sadly it's been a while since my usual level of VM-centered hyperbole could be justified. But as of last night, the Veronica Mars of old is BACK, baby. I mean, wow - what an episode!

First though, I want to briefly address last week's ep, which was unceremoniously given a grade of "D" by Entertainment Weekly. While it wasn't the best ep ever or anything, no way did it deserve a D. Maybe, MAYBE if you judge on some crazy sliding scale only in relation to other Veronica Mars eps, but I'd give it a solid B at least. Sure, the ep was one giant Big Lebowski tribute / rip, but if you have to pay homage you might as well do it to the best, right? But anyways, my point is - VM hasn't been hitting the same A-leage level as Season 1 and 2 thus far in s3, that much is clear. But it's still been high quality, top-notch stuff ...

Until last night that is - last night VM swung back at its critics with a vengeance, delivering one of the most intense, smart, funny, and riveting eps of TV thus far in the 06/07 season. Sure, it was only a "fall finale" as is so vogue these days, but it felt like a HUGE ep - as all the plotthreads that had been building up brilliantly came together ...

SPOILERS



Unlike previous mystery-solved eps, the reveal here was not particularly shocking, but it didn't need to be. Mercer was already one unlikable guy, and revealing him as the Hearst rapist just served to elevate him from obnoxious thorn in side to true threat. The sense of danger and tension was palpable as Veronica ran for her life after being drugged - bringing to mind the brilliant s1 finale - that same sense of danger and dread was again brought to the forefront. But really, this ep wasn't so much about the big reveal but about the character moments that it brought about. I mean - how GREAT was the return of psycho-Logan as he smashes a police car, gets thrown in jail, primed and ready to bring the pain to Mercer and his partner in crime? How classic was Keith Mars' but on Mercer and friend? How fun was it to see Veronica leading her gang of friends at the party, Neil Diamond cover band and all? And man, it's sad to see Ed Begley as Dean O'Dell bite the big one - Begley was simply excellent all season so far as the Dean, and last night he had his best performance yet, to the point where he really won me over as a character who deserved a permanent place in Mars cannon. Of course, that wasn't to be the case, but his deat BRILLIANTLY sets up a new murder mystery, one in which nearly every lead and supporting character could be a suspect. Okay, we can probably rule out Keith and Wallace and Mac and Piz (all such great characters by the way - Piz earned his stipes last night with his crazy dancing at the frat party), but aside from them, so many potential murderers. Let's see, off the top of my head we have the criminology professor, the Dean's wife, Veronica's T.A., Weevil, the Fitzpatricks, the frat-alum we saw in this ep, one of the girls from Lillith House, Sherriff Lamb, and probably about 5 or 6 others ... Anyone who likes a good mystery HAS to watch this show.

In any case, as a VM fan and vocal supporter, it was just great to see such an overwhelmingly great return to form last night. Some shows I watch (cough*Heroes*cough) and constantly (maybe misguidedly) think to myself: "I could do better." With VM, when it is on its game like it was last night, I just watch in awe at the combination of brilliant mystery-writing, vivid characters, and crackling dialogue, wondering all the while "How do they do that? These guys are GOOD."

My Grade: A

- I also really enjoyed much of last night's Gilmore Girls. I especially loved pretty much everything with Luke and April, and I know, some fans of this show might object. But to me as a male fan of the show, Luke is the real heart of GG, and seeing him bottle up and then let loose his emotions about losing his newly-discovered daughter was genuinely moving. Otherwise, as always, I laughed out loud at the antics of scene-stealing Paris and her nerdy boyfriend Doyle (their dance-floor hip hop moves were hilarious), and got a kick out of all the quirky residents of Stars Hollow. Still, I feel like the whole central storyline of Lorelai-Christopher is a little forced, and almost artificially dragged out when we all see that their relationship is being set up for the fall (at least I hope). Good stuff, again, but they still need to tone things down a bit and let the dialoge flow a bit more naturally - especially those Lorelai-Suki exchanges - geez!

My Grade: B+

- And yeah, I've got to talk about Monday's PRISON BREAK, which was badass to the core. I mean, man, talk about intense - THAT is how you do good action-drama - balls to the wall. Sure, it's over-the-top, absurd, and comic-bookish, but man - how could you not be on the edge of your seat as W. Fichtner mutters "take the keys, take the keys" as Lincoln and Michael contemplate escape from the caravan escorting them back to prison. And the final standoff between the brothers, Fichtner, and Kellering was just awesome, with the final twist creating a nice means for the brothers to avoid capture and form a new uneasy alliance with Kellering, who is just brilliantly sleazy and fun to hate. Speaking of sleazy, you knew, the whoooole episode, that former prison-guard Bellick was headed for some hard time, so to speak, but that still didn't make his final fate, sharing a cell with the posterboy for "don't drop the soap", any less laugh-out-loud funny. I was dying of laughter on that one ... And how about T-Bag, brutal as ever - I mean, what other show makes you, in a weird way, root for a psychotic but oddly endearing serial killer? What a messed-up, crazy, glorious show is Prison Break.

My Grade: A

OTHER STUFF:

- Is there no dignity left in this world? What's with all these grossly revealing photos of celebs, well, of Britney Spears, popping up on the 'net? Wear some underwear, for the love of God! And stop hanging out with Paris Hilton - how low can one go? It shows how it's true - the trailer park and the penthouse are not that far removed ...

- Superman Returns, aka the biggest let-down of the year, is out on DVD this week. While I am curious to see Bryan Singer's deleted scenes set on Krypton, I have little desire to revisit this crapfest of a movie. My question is - now that the initial hype has died down (or just died), are there any big supporters of this movie still left out there? Anyone who's chomping at the bit for Singer and co.'s big sequel? Hmmm ... I hear Peter Jackson is free these days ...

- Oh yeah, I have to mention some excellent reading that had me riveted for hours and hours over Thanksgiving. Basically, I want to give my highest reccomendation to THE WALKING DEAD, a comic / series of graphic novels by Robert Kirkman. Basically, this is the premise of Night of the Living Dead meets the serialized character drama of a Lost or Sopranos. The world is completely overrun, decimated, by the undead, and the series follows a small band of survivors who have banded together and set out on the road in search of food and shelter. They are all basically average, normal people, but the extreme circumstances of their plight tests their limits. Kirkman writes this thing brilliantly - once you start reading you can't put it down - I seriously plowed through Books 2 and 3 in a single sitting. The genius of it is that it completely focuses on characters first, so when the big moments of zombified danger DO come, the danger feels real as you feel like you know each character through and through. Check out the Walking Dead - one of the best things I've read in a while.

- And speaking of best things I've read, just heard today that HBO is apparently doing a series that will adapt PREACHER. To me, Preacher is one of the greatest things I've ever read - disturbing, extreme, violent, but completely thought-provoking and intelligent, full of great character moments and sweeping themes of religion, love, morality, and the American Dream. Very curious to see how this turns out - if it is as good as it could be, I may just have to get HBO.

- Also, I'd like to express my condolences about the passing of the legendary Dave Cockrum. Dave was one of the all-time great comic artists, who along with writer Len Wein was responsible for the late 1970's / early 1980's rebirth of the X-Men. Prior to Wein and Cockrum's take, the characters had long languished in obscurity. But then these two came along and co-created a few little characters named Storm, Mystique, Nightcrawler, and Collossus, and helped make Marvel's mutants into the pop-culture force they are today. Cockrum was one of the great illustrators, but his death is made all the more tragic by the fact that he never saw a dime for any of the movie royalties that the X-Men films made. Hopefully Cockrum's situation - a lack of funding to treat his ongoing battle with diabetes - will help to create a better model so that creators can financially benefit from their creations. As much as we associate people like Bryan Singer and Hallie Barry with these characters, it's important to remember the brilliant and imaginitive minds from which they orginated ...

- Alright, I'm sliding out of here. Yep, check out Sliders on iTunes - download the pilot (2 hours of worl-humping fun for $1.99~!), tell your friends, write your senators.

Monday, November 27, 2006

EXPLOSIVO BLOG-O-RINO Reviews to ROCK to: TENACIOUS D! THE FOUNTAIN! FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION! And WAAAY More!

The blog is back, and ready to rock your socks off with the fury of Ronnie James Dio.

Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. I had a pretty relaxing few days, got in a lot of chill-out time, movie-watching, sleeping, etc., which was exactly what the doctor ordered after a few nonstop weeks of work and running around. But oh, the wonders of sitting around, takin' it easy ... that is truly what I deem to be a key ingredient of the Finer Things in Life.

My Thanksgiving dinner was interesting, but good. It was spent here in LA with my great-uncle Josh and his wife, at the home of one of their family friends. While there was the awkwardness factor of meeting most of the people at the dinner for the first time, overall it was a nice way to spend Turkey Day, and there is something to be said for sitting around a table eating homecooked food in the comfort of someone's home.

Now it's back to work as the countdown to '07 begins. It's looking like I will put off taking some time off for the holidays until the beginning of January, so it will be a bit of a long stretch from now until then. Oh well, no use in dwelling on that - time to put my head down Clyde Drexler style and drive.

TV STUFF:

- Who honestly didn't see The Nine's cancellation coming a mile a way? And who, seriously, are these TV critics who have so consistently been praising the show? You can't have a show premise predicated on one ongoing mystery that is not actively being investigated by the lead characters. You just can't, it's bad storytelling. If a show's central conceit is the mystery, then the mystery had better be front and center. It'd be like if Lost's format was 90% the pre-crash lives of the survivors, and 10% flashes to their lives on the mysterious island that they are now on. Why deprive the viewer of the most interesting part of your story? Since The Nine had such a talented cast, I hope to see its actors pop up elsewhere, and I'm sure they will.

- Well, my expectations for last night's SIMPSONS were probably artificially high, as my brother IM'd me from Boston claiming that for some reason he really enjoyed the episode. Since my brother hardly ever watches the show anymore and when he does is generally uninterested, I was both shocked and amazed by this bold endorsement. Turns out, it was yet more evidence of my brother's questionable taste in comedy, as this was for all intents and purposes a clunker of an episode. Nope, even the clever and superbly animated Ali G parody could not save this almost entirely unfunny and unoriginal ep, which shamelessly recycled two of the most overused and played-out premises in recent Simpsons history: a.) Homer gets fired / quits his job and takes on some silly new profession (in this case ice-cream man), and, b.) Homer's bumbling causes a rift between he and Marge, and only some grand display of his love and dependency on her eventually wins her back. I mean, come on! We've seen this like 5 thousand times in the last few seasons alone. Also, as if that wasn't bad enough, this ep featured cringe-worthy crude humor that The Simpsons has NEVER been able to pull of well. I mean there is something that just isn't funny about Homer making erection jokes, leave that for Family Guy. Man, the sad thing is that there was a time when episodes that featured Homer and Marge having marital problems were legitimately moving and emotional at times - now it's just one more retread of the same tired tune.

My Grade: C -

- FAMILY GUY was pretty decent, though still operating on a somewhat lower quality tier than it did back in the early days, when no show made me laugh harder. This ep had a few good gags (Chester Cheetah listening to Rush and snorting orange-colored coke was classic, as was the infomercial for 80's sitcom sounds), but overall still felt a little bit flat. The plot was nothing too special, and I think that as funny as he is, Stewie is in danger of becoming way too played-out.

My Grade: B -

- Looking foward to tonight's "fall finale" of PRISON BREAK --- very curious to see where the show goes from here ...

MOVIE REVIEWS:

TENACIOUS D AND THE PICK OF DESTINY Review:

- You've got to love it whenever a movie comes out that is, well, legit. You know, a movie that wasn't created by commitee, that wasn't written by 15 different writers - a movie that features guys bringing that one great, big idea they've had brewing in their brains for years to big and glorious celluloid life. TENACIOUS D is just such a movie - a movie that is "legit" Jack Black - and even though this is far from a perfect comedy, there is a certain joy in seeing two guys in JB and Kyle Gas simply being on screen, doing what they love, putting their own unique sensibilities out there, bringing an idea to life that is their baby. So while it does drag at times, and falls flat at times, there are those moments of cinematic magic where Tenacious D, the band and the movie, rock ... and rock hard.

First off, the opening of the flick kicks seven kinds of ass. Some kid who may as well be Jack Black's 11-year old clone, seranading hsi whitebread family with expletive-laden rock lyrics, and only to be scolded by his dad, played by MEATLOAF, exiled to his room, and then given a rock n' roll quest by a poster of Ronnie James Dio come to devilish life. I mean, does it get any better than that? Not really, no. Which is a slight problem for the movie, as nothing else until the final act reaches that same glorious high achieved by JB, Meatloaf, and Dio coming together to form some kind of unholy trinity of bombastic rock-opera. Still, there are plenty of laughs yet to be had. From Jack Black's Clockwork Orange-style encounter, to his first meeting with Kyle Gas, the JB's zen-like rock training, I was laughing through most of the movie, with only a few spots where things slowed down.

Also, the cameos throughout the film are great. Ben Stiller puts in a memorable turn as a Guitar Center employee with special knowledge about the fabled Pick of Destiny. Tim Robbins is almost unrecognizable as a strange villain. And man, Dave Grohl KICKS ASS as Satan himself ... the Foo Fighters frontman may have a big movie career ahead of him. But the sight of him, in full Tim Curry-in-Legends style red devil makeup, having a climactic rock n' roll showdown with The D, is truly a sight to behold. Whatever slight feeling of boredem was creeping in as the movie approached its big finale was totally eviscerated by the Tenacious Ones going mano e mano with the Devil. Awesome.

So yeah, this isn't the perfect comedy, but it is a pretty perfect vehicle for the force of Rock that is The D. As for the songs, well, they are a little bit of a mixed bag, but the tunes come through for the most part. As mentioned, the opening and closing numbers are suitably badass and hilarious, while a few others are almost too out-there for their own good, including JB's extremely weird 'shroom-trip sequence that involves a Strawberry River and a giant Sasquatch. Other songs, like the weird techno-ish tune that played while JB and KG go all Mission Impossible, was hilariously random ("Lazer!" "Tetris!" "Marble Madness!"). Some songs were less memorable, but there was plenty of rocking to be had.

Overall, an enjoyable if not somewhat all over the place, slightly hit and miss, but oftentimes hilarious movie (with one of the funniest riffs on "use the force" since Mallrats, by the way) that reaffirmed my faith in the power of rock, and stands proudly in the cannon of movie history as possibly the funniest movie ever featuring two such fat and odd-looking men. ROCK.

My Grade: B+

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION Review:

- For those of us who have been fans of Christopher Guest's movies over the last several years, there is a certain sense of hipster pride in being privy to the very un-mainstream comedy stylings of Mr. Guest and his cast of comedy players. To be aware and knowlegable about the comedic wonders of Waiting For Guffman, Best in Show, and A Mighty Wind carries with it a certain level of comedy street cred, and so it was with great knowing anticipation that people like me made sure to remind people to forget about Borat for a minute, forget about CGI-animated penguins, and put aside thoughts about the next Will Ferell frat-pack vehicle, because the real comedy that should be on everyone's radar was For Your Consideration. And on paper ... how could you go wrong? You had acclaimed writer/director Christopher Guest again at the helm, all the hilarious members of his ensemble, from Catherine O'Hara to Eugene Levy to Michael McKean et all, back for another round, and you even had a few bonuses to boot - Ricky Gervais making an appearance in a work of the director who helped inspire The Office, for one. So again ... how could you go wrong?

Well, it is with great disappointment and reluctance that I tell you ... something here did go slightly wrong. Not to say this is a bad movie - it has its little moments of brilliance, no doubt. But it is, easily, the weakest of Christopher Guest's movies to date, certainly below par for him and never reaching the comedic heights of Guffman, Show, or Wind. Now sure, those movies are so good that they will be hard to ever top, but For Your Consideration is just missing that extra level of depth that made the others such great movies.

With Guest's previous movies, the director chose obscure and very niche subjects to satirize. Dog shows, community theatre, and folk music are not areas with which the average person has much familiarity, but Guest so lovingly and meticulously spoofed his subjects that even if I knew nothing about folk music going into A Mighty Wind, there was no doubt in my mind that Guest had captured that world and its idiosyncracies with an affectionate sense of mocking self-seriousness. Here, I am somewhat familiar with the world of show-business, as are many of us, via a constant barrage of entertainment news shows, magazines, and scripted TV shows, all dealing with the behind-the-scenes goings-on of Hollywood. For Your Consideration never feels like it really captures that same level of authenticity. The characters are less well-rounded, the fly-on-the wall point of view of Guest's previous films often lacking as we are presented with a satire that never quite rings true.

It doesn't help that the movie-within-a-movie here is just totally absurd. Sure, the very idea of a movie called Home For Purim garnering Oscar buzz makes me laugh. But when we see the movie itself, it's clear that there is NO WAY it would ever receive critical praise. Contrast this to the folk songs in A Mighty Wind - they're brilliantly satirical, but also, legitimately GREAT songs. The genious of Guest in that movie was that he created a totally believable world of folk music, with iconoclastic figures, catchy songs, and a real sense of history behind it, but subverted things just enough to produce great comedy and satire. Same goes for Guffman and Best in Show - you totally bought into the worlds and characters that Guest created, because the deadpan delivery and mockumentary style really reinforced the idea that the characters were oblivious to the fact that they were part of a comedy. When we see glimpses of Home For Purim in this movie, there are some funny moments, sure, but it serves to remove us from reality - there's no way the actors could see this suposed melodrama, movie-within-a-movie as anything other than a farce. For Your Consideration just doesn't work on the same level (or, multiple levels) as Guest's previous films.

All that would be okay if the movie were hilarious, but it just doesn't have as many memorable lines or exchanges as I'd have liked to have seen. Part of this might be due to the lack of the mockumentary style, which really seemed to allow the actors to have a lot of fun and throw in little moments that really made the dialogue exchanges stand out. I don't want to sound entirely negative -- there are plenty of moments of laugh-out loud hilarity scattered throughout the movie. The great Fred Willard, as always, is a scene-stealer and has a few classic lines. Just the sight of him as a Entertainment Tonight-style TV host, complete with bleached-blonde fro-hawk, is ridiculously funny. He along with his cohost, played by the frequently hilarious Jane Lynch, are great throughout the movie. Ricky Gervais is funny in his brief appearance, but isn't given much to do except to awkwardly hit on Jennifer Coolidge (which is actually pretty funny). Eugene Levy is characteristically brilliant as a Hollywood agent, and gets off a few classic lines. Some of the players seem under-utilized however. Michael McKean and Bob Balaban, so hilarious in A Mighty Wind, aren't given much to do here as the two screenwriters behind Home For Purim. Ed Begley Jr. gets a few laughs as a gay makeup artist, but nothing that tops his turn as Lars Olfen in A Mighty Wind. Also, John Michael Higgins, hilarious in Best in Show, plays an odd and somewhat grating character here who is probably given way more screentime than the character warrants.

As for the main players - that's where the movie really begins to falter. Catherine O'Hara is a huge favorite of mine, and is probably the best of all of Guest's troupe at mixing comedy with real, heartfelt pathos. I feel she was Oscar-worthy in Mighty Wind. Here, she gives it her all as a fading actress, but just has no one to really play off of, and her character just seems aimless and one-note. Harry Shearer is another reliably great comedic actor, but again, his turn as a central character here doesn't quite work. Guest takes a risk here in relegating his usual lead players like Eugene Levy and Bob Balaban to small, supporting roles, and the movie loses something for it, as neither Shearer or O'Hara's characters are particularly believable or fun, though of course, they do have their moments. This isn't as much the fault of the actors - it's just that they don't have as much to work with as in previous films - there's not really one compelling narrative that holds the film together as in Guffman or Wind.

The real star of the show here is Parker Posey, who is so good in this that she thankfully erased whatever bad aftertaste I still had lingering from her terribly-conceived role in Superman Returns. Posey has always surprised me with how great she is in all of Guest's movies, and here she really steps up and steals the movie, capping the film with a closing scene that is also its funniest and most memorable - a bitter, disenfranchised Posey doing a one-woman stand-up show that is both hilarious and disturbing.

So again, this movie has a number of funny moments that remind you why Guest is typically so good at what he does, but, overall, it never quite comes together in the brilliant way that his previous films did so effortlessly. As a satire of Hollywood, it never really rings true, and most of the characters just don't feel as real as we have come to expect from this supremely talented group of actors. I'd still recommend that fans of Guest check this out - this is still smarter and funnier than many comedies out there. Hoever, For Your Consideration is frustrating in its obvious amount of talent that is never fully utilized, and in its potential for hilarity that never quite materializes. That potential on occasion translates to flashes of brilliance - just don't expect another start-to-finish classic on the level of Guest's previous comedies. Keep in mind that, unavoidably, my grade reflects that level of high expectations and high standards that Christopher Guest and company have set for themselves, never quite lived up to here.

My Grade: B -

So there's two comedies that come from very distinct voices ... and here's a movie from a similarly singular vision - the latest from Darren Aronofsky ...

THE FOUNTAIN Review:

- Wow. I say that because The Fountain is definitely a "wow" kind of movie. It's one of those movies that leaves you scratching your head in a stumped daze, simultaneously awed and frustrated with what you have just seen. The Fountain is a movie that you really have to buy into to appreciate, and whether or not you buy into it may just be a matter of mood and timing. But while I wasn't sure what I thought about the movie at first, as it went on I felt myself becoming more and more absorbed into its surreal world, until by the end I was totally lost in its time-spanning trippiness, to the point where by its climactic finale, director Darren Aronofsy had me right in the palm of his hand. I was hanging on every note of the pulsing score, glued to every movement and shift of the camera, fixated on the hallucinatory visuals. By the end of the movie, I had cast aside most of my doubts and was firmly in "whoah, this is pretty friggin' awesome" territory. My friends and I talked about our various theories on the twisting narrative for a good while afterwards, always a good sign. And then I thought about the movie even more. And the more I thought about it, the more I liked it. Because while The Fountain is a very flawed work of art, it really felt, more than any other movie I've seen in recent memory, like, well, a work of art.

To that end, aesthetically, the film is just mesmerizing to behold. The movie spans three different eras - medieval Spain, the present day, and the far future. It is the latter setting that holds the movie's most memorable visuals, with a pale, bald, alien-looking Hugh Jackman floating through deep space in a transluscent bubble. At first, the imagery here is so out-there, so strange, that the first reaction is almost to giggle at its initial absurdity. But slowly it wins you over, and you just become entranced with how striking it all is. The artistry here is really amazing - in so many movies we see elaborate CGI f/x - but how many movies make you stop and just gaze at what's on screen as you would a painting in a gallery? The Fountain, amazingly, achieves this kind of effect. And it's not just in the new-agey future setting that Aronofsky achieves visual splendor. The historical scenes have a cold, icy beauty to them, and the action here is as good and exciting as most full-on action movies. Even the present-day scenes are shot in an amazing-to-look-at, painterly style, and all kinds of recurring visual motifs - shapes, faces, repeated actions - tie things together visually in a way that most movies don't take the time or care to worry about. If nothing else, The Fountain is a treat to look at - with some of the most memorable visuals this side of 2001.

Speaking of 2001, Kubrick's classic is one of the few movies that I can really think of to draw comparisons to with regards to The Fountain. Like A Space Odyssey, The Fountain is a fairly epic, multi-tiered tale that spans multiple eras, featuring extended scenes of trippy, cosmic abstraction, with each narrative having strong thematic ties but only vaguely connected in the strictest sense of plot and story. With The Fountain, Aranofsky leaves things open for multiple interpretations. The story in each era deals with similarly named, star-crossed lovers, played by Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz, searching desperately for the secret of immortality so that they may remain united for all eternity. I've heard some say that only the narrative in the present is real, while the past is merely part of a story written by Rachel Weisz's character and the future is merely an imagined one born out of Jackman's characters' desperation to find a way to keep his dying love alive. On the other hand, half the fun, to me, of the movie, was going back over the very ambiguous narrative structure and trying to wrap my head around how it all fit together. Again, the means to describe this movie are tough to come by - think 2001: A Space Odyssey meets Romeo And Juliet and other Shakespearian tragedies, by way of a Pink Floyd laser light show and The Twilight Zone, with a bit of the craziest Japanese anime you've ever seen thrown in for good measure.

This movie is really all about the two leads, and both do a remarkable job with some very complex material that could have been totally butchered if placed in the wrong hands. Hugh Jackman is really, really impressing me lately. From the X-Men movies, I thought he was a decent actor who seemed a little too clean-cut to be a believable Wolverine. Lackluster genre flicks like Van Helsing didn't do much to enhance his rep as an actor. But with his outstanding recent work in The Prestige and now here, I am sold on Jackman's talent - this guy is the real deal. Interestingly, this role was originally to be played by Bradd Pitt, but at this point it's hard to imagine anyone else pulling off what Jackman does here - playing three inter-linked but separate characters in three different time periods, filling each one with a haunting sense of loss and desperation and intensity. Rachel Weisz is also outstanding, wide-eyed and zen-like as the modern-day Izzy, condemned to die of a worsening tumor, and regal and otherworldly as Isabella - queen of Spain, in the historical sequences. As Aronofsky has said in interviews, each character is painted in broad strokes, each a cipher, a fairy-tale character ... and somehow, it works.

Not to say that this movie doesn't have flaws. It is so ambitious (just read up on its years-in-the-making production, in which the movie was started, stopped, and scrapped many times over) that it often threatens to topple under its own weight. Aronofsky seems to be grasping to figure out how to take his high-concept, big-budget epic and condense it into a smaller, artier character drama, and some of his resulting choices are a little confusing. At some points, things really start to drag, despite a relatively quick running time, as the same points are driven home over and over again. While Aronofsky's slow, deliberate style works wonders in the visually engaging future sequences for example, the present-day scenes at times tend to really drag and feel labored rather than arresting. Like I said above, this is a movie that really takes a while to buy into. Its constant jumping between time periods, and non-linear narrative, are a lot to grasp at first, and for much of the movie there is just no way to understand what it is that's going on. Only towards the end do things finally come together enough so that the bigger picture takes shape, but again, when things come together, they REALLY come together. As it geras up for its finale, the movie churns out one jaw-dropping "wow" moment after another, as it builds to a somewhat jarring but (in retrospect) appropriate conclusion.

Even with its flaws - its sometimes frustratingly messy narrative and unabashedly melodramatic, fairy-tale-like tone, this is a movie that I couldn't help but admire. It really is unlike almost anything else I've ever seen, and its hugely, almost absurdly epic, cosmic ponderings about life, death, and love reached a level of artistic grandeur rarely seen in conventional movies. For all it's love-story / sci-fi trappings, this was, really, an art film - visually unique and thematically thought-provoking. After all, how many movies do you see that feature, a bald-headed, wide-eyed, heavily-tattooed Hugh Jackman, doing Tai-Chi inside the confines of a space-drifting bubble, within which may or may not be the mythical Tree of Life, seeking immortality while headed on a crash course for the end of the universe?

My Grade: A -

Alright - I'm about out. I see that none of the three movies I just reviewed did particularly well at the box office, which is too bad as all three deserve a wider audience. None were particularly well marketed either. I mean, Tenacious D had some of the worst-cut trailers I've ever seen, previews that made it look like a third-rate Bill and Ted knockoff and barely gave any idea what The D is all about for the uninitiated. It's too bad it bombed because I'd love to see more adventures of JB and KG on the big screen, Cheech and Chong style. Oh well, if that one dude from Van Wilder can get a spinoff sequel, anything is possible, I guess. Christopher Guest's movies have almsot never been marketed well, and For Your Consideration was no exception. In any case, it's probably not the best primer as to the genius of Guest and co, anyways, but still ... And come on - The Fountain - years in the making, one of the most up and coming directors in the biz, one big star and one on the rise actress? Where was the hype? If anything, I'd urge people to check out The Fountain just for something different - certainly, at the least, it's a movie that will get you talking and thinking even if it's not quite on your wavelength. For me, it's up there with my favorites of the year thus far. Anyways, that's all for now ... may Dio be with you.