Friday, July 30, 2010

Sweet Emotion! Danny Gets Rocked By AEROSMITH!


They're .... BACK. Back in the saddle again.

Last night, I saw Aerosmith live, in concert, for the fourth time, and once again, they rocked and rocked hard. Sure, there was probably a bit of rust in the band's first US tour performance since breaking up and almost calling it quits. Steven Tyler's voice seemed a bit coarser than usual, and you could tell that the band was working out some of the kinks from its near-permanent vacation. And yet, as the night wore on, Tyler loosened up a bit, the band seemed to gel, and soon enough, it was clear that we were all witnessing one of the all-time great rock n' roll bands kicking ass as only they can. Aerosmith was back, baby, and it made for one amazing night of rock. Again, it was great seeing the band back together - I was supposed to have seen them play several months back when they were touring with ZZ Top, only for that shwo to get cancelled after the whole stage-falling incident which seemed to kickstart Aerosmith's most recent bout of drama and friction. This marked my fourth time seeing Aerosmith live, and though they ain't getting any younger, Aerosmith still, I think, has a thing or two to show much younger bands about what it means to live and breathe rock n' roll. As long as Steven Tyler can still shriek and shimmy and Joe Perry can still wail on the guitar like a man possessed by the dark gods of rock, Aerosmith can keep on talkin' bout things that nobody cares, wearin' out things that nobody wears.

The show featured a nice mix of various Aerosmith eras. The band has so many classic tunes that their shows always have some glaring omissions, but this one seemed to deliver one great song after another with barely a pause between them. Things kicked off, appropriately, with Back in the Saddle, and from there we got a string of some the the band's hardest-rockin' tunes -- Love In An Elevator, Falling In Love (Is Hard On the Knees), and Eat the Rich (god I love that song - and it seems especially cathartic in these rough economic times). From there we got the funky lyrics and bouncy sound of Pink, and the epic 90's hit Livin' On the Edge. It's crazy ... I've listened to these songs so many times now that they are 100% embedded in the recesses of my brain. When the band played Livin' On the Edge, for example, I swear I could sing along to every lyric, every guitar riff, every Steven Tyler "yeah," and "yaaatoww!" Hey, I did quote the song in my eighth grade yearbook. Although at this show, Tyler gave a new and slightly more vulgar spin on the classic "there's something right with the world today, and everybody knows it's wrong!" lyric. Rock!

I will say though, one of my general complaints about seeing shows in LA was especially true at this show -- the audience was not great. Sure, everyone cheered and chanted for Aerosmith, but, midway through the show, when Tyler kicked into What it Takes, and then turned to the fans to supply the lyrics ... well, the fans came up short. I mean, come on! Everyone knows the lyrics to What It Takes. This would never happen in Boston, that's for sure. "There goes my old girlfriend, there's-another-diamond-ring. And-a-all-those-late-night-promises, I guess they don't mean a thing." Come on, people, get with the program. This led Steven Tyler to half-jokingly, perhaps half-frustatedly to declare "&$%# it, I'll sing it myself." I felt ashamed of the audience - WTF!

Still, as the night wore on, I think even the more casual fans in attendance were won over by the sheer awesomeness of the band and the timelessness of the songs. When a band can casually break out classics like Mama Kin, Cryin', Last Child, and Sweet Emotion before you even get to the encore, you know you're dealing with bonafide rock n' roll royalty. And yes, Don't Wanna Miss a Thing was in the mix as well, to appease all the softies in the crowd who cried at Armageddon (ugh, terrible movie). Okay, so it's not my favorite Aerosmith tune, but I guess in retrospect it's not as bad as I once thought, especially when it's just one song amidst a slew of hard-rockin' tunes.

In addition, the bad boys from Boston threw in some fun little vignettes to mix things up a bit and likely to give Steven Tyler a chance to chill. The best bit was the guitar god known as JOE PERRY doing a solo bit in which he challenged his virtual self from Guitar Hero: Aerosmith to a one-on-one guitar duel: virtual Joe Perry vs. the real deal. In a nice bit of pre-planned stagecraft, the real Joe Perry rocked so hard on his guitar that the virtual Perry exploded in a firestorm of epic fail. The real Joe glanced up at his charred virtual self on the big screen and deadpanned: "He ain't got $%#&." Funny, and fairly awesome.

The band closed out the regular set with Baby, Please Don't Go (representing their 00's blues cover-album, Honkin' On Bobo) and old-school hit Draw The Line, and then returned to the stage for a three-song encore of Dream On, Walk This Way, and Toys in the Attic. It was hard for Toys to match the sheer melodrama and epicness of Dream On or the funky-classic grooves of Walk This Way, but overall it was a full set packed from start to finish with classic songs. To me, hearing one of my all-time favorite songs like Dream On, live and in person, never gets old.

The stage setup was also pretty nice. No long ramps or anything as in past shows, but despite the more confined space, Steven Tyler broke out his trademark moves - the vintage scarf-clad microphone twirls, crazy-man dances, and guitar-riff-accentuating leg kicks were all present and accounted for. An array of hanging video monitors mixed in footage of the band with vintage music videos and virtual go-go dancers. Love In an Elevator saw the screens transform into virtual elevators occupied by various ladies who were most definitely gooooin' down.

The Verizon Wireless Ampitheater in Irvine is overall a fun outdoor venue, and the cheap seats on the lawn are not bad and give good viewing angles. The place can be a total madhouse though, as lawn seating is a free-for-all, and it can get crowded and people can get pushy. There's a huge outdoor parking lot, which is nice at first, but proved to be a total nightmare to get out of. It took us well over an hour just to get from our parking space out onto the street. Meanwhile, traffic from Burbank to Irvine was pretty bad as well -- luckily, we got the arena before Aerosmith took the stage, but unfortunately we missed opening act Cheap Trick, who I would really have liked to see. I've become a big fan of theirs in recent years, and hear they still put on a super-rocking show. Oh well - luckily, they seem to play here in LA pretty often, so I'll have to catch them at some point.

Overall though, it was an incredibly fun, memorable, and rocking evening of kickass music from one of the all-time great bands. I consider Aerosmith to be my all-time favorite band -- to me, they ARE rock n' roll, and it's always a pleasure and a privelege to see Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, and the rest of the band live and in person, as these guys never fail to bring it. Glad I got to enjoy the concert with my brother, Jules, Sabrina, and Kyle as well -- good times with a good group of hard-rockin' rock n' rollers. Here's to the return of AEROSMITH -- may they continue to dream on for many years to come.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Extra Salty: A Review of SALT ...!


What up, guys? It's been an absolutely insane week or so, and it's only going to get more so from here. I was in San Diego Thursday through Sunday for Comic-Con, and as always, it was an awesome yet exhausting experience. It was an absolute blast though, and I can't wait to really sit down and give my thoughts and impressions about what rocked the hardest at this year's show. I am hoping to write up my Comic-Con experience this weekend at the latest, so definitely stay tuned for that. And, despite the fact that I am more than ready to kick back and relax and sleep off my Comic-Con hangover, tonight I am going to rock and/or roll, baby. I am seeing AEROSMITH, live, in concert, at the Verizon Wireless Ampitheater in Irvine - with opener Cheap Trick! I can't wait for the big show, and I'll be writing about that asap as well. But in the meantime, I do have a new movie to write up, that being the latest actioner from Angelina Jolie ... So, without further ado ...



SALT Review:


- I think it's safe to say that Angelina Jolie is the current queen of the female action movie heroes. She's an actress whose performances I usually enjoy, but, I'll admit ... more often than not I'm a lot less interested in Angelina when she's doing serious drama. I don't want to see Angelina in period pieces or weepy literary adaptations. I want to see her kicking ass and taking names. I want to see her as a human comic book character. I want to see her get down n' dirty. I want to see her glowering at some pitiful fool who's at the wrong end of her smoking gun. This is when Ms. Jolie is at her best and most likable, and in that respect, Salt is Angelina's return to what she does best - being a lady you most definitely do NOT want to mess with. What's interesting about Salt though is that it's not an ultra-stylized action-fest like, say, Wanted. It's not a videogame or comic book adaptation. Instead, it's something of an old-school throwback to the big-chase thrillers of the 80's and 90's - a straight-up actionfest filled with bone-crunching stunt work and powered on pure adrenaline.


In that regard, it's no surprise that Salt's director, Philip Noyce, is the same guy who did movies like Patriot Games and Clear and Present Danger back in the day. Salt feels like one of those old-school Harrison Ford espionage movies. Fairly straightforward in many respects, but packed with lots of twists and turns to keep you guessing. It's refreshing, in a lot of ways. The stunts in the movie feel big and over-the-top but also very visceral and real, and the whole movie is basically a perpetual chase scene. Even the plot is a throwback of sorts, as it finds a somewhat clever way to reinstate the Soviet Union as the big, bad, world-threatening menace of the Cold War era.


The movie moves so quickly, at such a nonstop, rapid-fire pace, that it's easy not to think too hard about the film's increasingly ridiculous plotline. In fact, I have to admit that the plot is so absurd (though the movie plays it straight), that it comes back around to just being goofily entertaining. The twists and backstabs keep piling on, and the movie, almost from the get-go, becomes a giant guessing game of "who's side is everyone on?"


In fact, the mytery of Evelyn Salt and her true alliegances are the driving question of the film, and we aren't quite sure where she stands for most of the movie. This means that Angelina Jolie is given a pretty difficult task - she has to keep us invested in Salt even as we're questioning her. Is she good or evil? Russian or American? Loyal to the US government or a double agent? The important thing is that regardless of what else is true, we know that Salt is one uber-capable badass that is basically a female Jack Bauer in terms of sheer intensity, drive, and singularity of purpose. Salt will take out a room full of thugs with ease, plot a perfectly-executed covert assassination, and choke out a dude while handcuffed and suspended from a guardrail. Jolie rocks in this role - she brings a wild, feral intensity to the part and gives you no qualms about believing that she's a one-woman army.


The other main standout in the cast is Liev Schreiber as Jolie's CIA boss, Ted Winter. Schreiber is a steady presence throughout the film, and is extremely solid as always. I don't know if I'd go as far as a recent EW article did - in which Schreiber was called the greatest actor of his generation - but the guy knows how to be likable while also being quietly badass, and he can also chew scenery with the best of 'em when called upon. In this film, watching the cat and mouse game between Jolie and Schreiber unfold and unravel is one of the main selling points.


So what's Salt about? Honestly, saying almost anything beyond the basics would be giving too much away, as the film slowly doles out information key to solving its central mysteries as it goes. But the basic premise is this: On the eve of her wedding anniversery, top CIA agent Evelyn Salt is brought in to interrogate a Russian heavy who's recently turned himself into the government, claiming to have evidence that would expose former Soviet spies still embedded in the US, including within the highest ranks of the US government. During the interrogation, the Russian accuses Salt of being one of those spies. Soon, Salt is on the run, but we're not yet sure why. Is she a Russian spy? Is she being set up? All is revealed, eventually. But the fun is in the many fake-outs and misdirections along the way. It's a fun ride, no question.


I do think, however, that Salt could have used a little more meat to it. Some of the backstory we get about Salt is pretty intriguing, but it only comes in ultra-brief flashes. There are some interesting ideas at the heart of the film's plot, but they're never explored in much depth, and we never get quite as deep into Salt's character as we probably should have. It might also have been nice to get a couple more supporting characters worth caring about - as is, most are just there to serve the needs of the plot and aren't given a whole lot to do. The script could also have used a bit more polish overall. The twists are a lot of fun, but some of the contrivances of the plot really don't stand up to much scrutiny, and some of the characters are forced to act a lot dumber than they should in order to keep the plot moving. The ending of the film in particular just seems to run out of steam - after some spectacular action scenes and some jaw-dropping reveals, it feels like things just sort of deflate, leaving us with an unnecessarilly open-ended finish that hinges on a major leap of faith from one of the main supporting characters.


Overall though, I was surprised by how entertained I was by Salt. I wouldn't call it a great film, but at the same time, it's a damn good old-school action movie that hits the ground running and doesn't let up - and it's got a killer performance from Angelina Jolie to boot. Some movies are derided as being merely popcorn flicks, but I think Salt is a good example of a fun summer action movie done well.


My Grade: B+

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Indeed, THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT.


THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT Review:


- The Kids Are All Right is one of those films that's hard to describe in a manner that does justice to just how effective of a movie it really is. As I think about it now, I realize that some aspects of the plot might seem, in retrospect, a bit contrived or unrealistic or just not that interesting on paper. And yet, the movie succeeds because it has an absolutely authentic quality at its core. The characters feel genuine. The relationships feel lived-in. The movie is emotional and dramatic, but never really melodramatic. It slowly but surely engrosses you in these characters' lives, and when the movie ends, you're sad to be leaving them behind. This is a film filled with tremendous performances as well - top to bottom, the cast does an absolutely fantastic job bringing the material to life.



The movie looks at an unconventional family that still feels remarkably relatable to just about anyone that's experienced the growing pains of family life. The two women at the center of the film are Nic and Jules, played, and really, inhabited, by two great actresses in Annette Bening and Julianne Moore. Nic and Jules are a lesbian couple who have been together for two decades. They've raised two children together, grown older together, and, despite differing personalities, have stuck together through thick and thin. They are, in many ways, an odd couple. Nic is a micro-manager, a strict parent, an accomplished doctor. Jules is a free spirit, more of a friend to the kids, less uptight. And yet, they seem to have a genuine, caring, layered relationship. Rarely do you see that in a movie, but, here it is. Jules and Nic have two children, and both of the actors playing their kids are nearly as good as the award-winning actresses playing their two moms. Mia Wasikowska is a real standout. Best known as Alice from Alice in Wonderland, Mia plays the prodigal daughter with a lot of nuance, a lot of heart. Her character, Joni (named after Joni Mitchell) is 18 and spending her last summer at home before college. She's smart, dedicated, yet looking to break free and spread her wings. Her younger brother, Laser, is fifteen and getting into trouble. He's a good kid, but has been hanging with a bad crowd. Josh Hutcherson, who plays him, does a great job with his mix of teen angst and youthful energy. Most importantly though, plotwise, is the fact that Laser has developed a longing to seek out his biological father. He and his sister were each a product of one of their two moms, who were both inseminated via the same donor. Without telling their moms, Laser convinces Joni to contact the donor agency and ultimately get in touch with their dad. Their dad turns out to be a guy named Paul, played by Mark Ruffalo. Paul is one of those guys who's so cool and collected and carefree that it's easy to find him offputting. He's a motorcycle-riding, leather-jacket wearing owner of an organic restaurant that grows all of its own ingrediants in an adjacent farm. He's a guy that seems to take everything so in stride that you have to wonder how much of it is genuine and how much of it is bull$%&#. At first, Laser in particular is weary of Paul, but soon enough, his tough-guy-meets-hippy persona wins over the kids, and they begin to bond. And that's where the trouble begins ...


There are some really well done twists and turns in the film, but again, nothing seems too melodramatic, because it's all grounded in well-drawn characters played to perfection by an awesome ensemble of actors. There are moments of real comedy, and real emotion. A lot of the overarching themes here - growing up and going to college / coming of age, settling down vs. living free, two people figuring out whether or not they truly belong together, etc. - these are all things we've seen before. But, these fairly universal themes are handled so well here, with such nuance, humor, and grace, that you can't help but get sucked in. This is one of those movies that could have been really sappy and cloying in lesser hands, but here, it just feels like a slice of life that is relatable on a number of levels. A big problem with movies like this can also be that the movie wants you to sympathize with unsympathetic characters, something which can ultimately be really offputting. Here, all the characters get a fair shake, but the movie also doesn't gloss over their flaws. Mark Ruffallo's character is no saint, and it could have been a fatal flaw had the film spent too much time trying to get us to side with him. Luckily, director / co-writer Lisa Cholodenko seems to really get the characters, and to have a real feel for their strengths and their flaws.


Again, I can't emphasize enough how good the acting is here. Moore, Bening, Ruffallo, and Wasikowska all do some really incredible work. Wasikowska is maybe the most surprising as the soon-to-be-college-freshman Joni. Though she was good in Alice, this to me is her true breakout performance.


Even if you're not typically into this sort of film, I'd still say take a chance and check out The Kids Are All Right. It reminded me a bit of Little Miss Sunshine, in that as the movie went on, it really snuck up on me just how invested I had become in these characters and their lives. Indeed, great characters, a superb script, and top-notch acting make this one of the biggest surprises of the summer, and likely one of the few surefire award-winners so far this year.


My Grade: A-

Sunday, July 18, 2010

INCEPTION: My Review of The Year's Most Mind-Melting Movie!


INCEPTION Review:


Note: The review contains some minor spoilers, but attempts to address the major themes of and questions posed by the film, without explicitly discussing any major twists or plot developments.


- Rarely before have I sat in a movie theater and experienced complete and utter silence from the crowd for two and a half hours. Rarely have I watched a movie so enthralled, so captivated, that I barely dared to breathe for its duration. Few filmmakers possess that innate ability to create such engrossing, mind-melting entertainment ... but Christopher Nolan is one of them, and Inception is right up there with his best films to date. Let's face it - it's been an off year so far for movies, and it's been a summer filled with mostly brainless crap and overhyped, assembly-line cash-ins. Enter INCEPTION. It's wholly original, and it's something we've never quite seen before. And yet, it's the culmination of the many recurring themes that have obssessed Christopher Nolan throughout his directorial career. Inception contains echoes of Memento, of The Prestige, of The Dark Knight. It seems influenced by everything from James Bond to Blade Runner to The Matrix to Munich. It's a heist film, an action film, a mind-%$#&, and a meta-movie about movies. It's quite possibly the best film of the year so far, and maybe the best that we'll see in 2010. It's a movie I haven't been able to stop thinking about since I saw it. This is one we'll be discussing, theorizing about, pondering, for years to come. It can be confusing, and frustrating, and hard to penetrate. It might just be a masterpiece.

I'll be honest - there was a moment after seeing Inception where I was, more than anything, annoyed with the movie. The ambiguous ending had left me feeling slightly cheated, as I thought the movie was above what seemed to be a cheap "or is it ...?" type of ending. Afterall, it was only a few months ago that Leonardo DiCaprio starred in Shutter Island, a twisty but flawed movie that was hurt by the fact that it contained perhaps one twist too many. There are, I think, a number of similarities between the two films - even aside from their star. But Inception is, by far, the more complete and ultimately satisfying of the two movies, and I'll try to explain why.

The thing with Inception is that - and I think people will come to realize this more and more as time goes on - you can't look at it as a typical "is this a dream or is it real?" type of story. It isn't that, not at all. I think that the commentaries I've read that say that it is, in fact, a movie ABOUT movies have it largely correct. Inception is a movie about the power of fiction to affect reality, about the power of ideas, and the transference of ideas, and how those ideas can take root in our minds and legitimately affect the very way in which we live. At first, I was frustrated by Inception because it seemed to create a world steeped in rigid logic, and yet also left a lot of the "rules" unexplained or ambiguous. I was filled with logic questions after leaving the theater - and on some level, the movie invites us to think about its dream scenarios in this manner. Dreams - especially a portayed in fiction - tend to be messy, random, and surreal. But Nolan recognizes that many dreams have their own warped logic. If you view the entirety of the movie as a dream world (even the parts purported to be "reality"), then the bigger picture makes a lot more sense. There is sometimes a very specific logic to how things work in this world, but ultimately, things happen that are contrived, convenient, and unexplained. Inception takes on that higher level of meaning when you look at it - at THE MOVIE - as a shared dream that we, the audience, partake in together. We as an audience undergo the very same rollercoaster ride that the characters in the movie do. We THINK we are convinced of a certain narrative, a certain universe, but ultimately we realize we are not so certain of what we've been seing. Ultimately, we are the marks, the movie the dream, and the narrative of the movie was itself the "inception" - the idea planted in our minds. That's what makes the movie so brilliant - it works on a metatextual level in which its entire narrative folds back around to comment on itself and the shared experience we've just had. For that reason, I think the movie will be talked about for years. Its screenplay will be analyzed, its editing choices scoured for hints and clues. My initial frustration was in part because I was looking at Inception as just another movie with a couple of twists thrown in to mess with us. Soon enough, it occured to me that this was most definitely NOT just another movie.

But let's back up for a second, and look at the dreamworld that Inception presents to us. In this world, certain people have become experts in dream manipulation. They create shared dreams - realities within the sleeping mind that can be navigated in order to influence one's subconcious thoughts and desires. Leonardo DiCaprio plays Cobb, a tortured soul who's on the run from his own checkered past. He's fled the U.S. to escape criminal charges, and now works as a dream-maestro for hire. As it turns out, dream-invasion is a particularly useful skill in the world of corporate espionage: Cobb is hired by the enigmatic Mr. Saito (Ken Watanabe), the head of the Cobal corporation, to go into the dreams of a corporate rival. Saito wants Cobb and his crew to implant an idea into the mind of the rival (played by Cillian Murphy), via his dreams - a risky and rarely-attempted process called inception. To do this, Cobb's team must carefully craft a multi-layered dream, consisting of multiple dreams-within-the-dream, in order to convince their target that the planted idea came of his own conciousness. Aside from all the other dangers inherent in such a complex plan, the x-factor is the instabilty of Cobb's own subconcious. Haunted by dreams of his dead wife (Marion Cotillard), Cobb's own demons are difficult to keep out of the shared dreamscape.

In many ways, Inception plays out like a heist movie of the highest order. Cobb leads his team as they carry out a carefully-constructed but risky plan, and each member of the team brings a unique specialty to the table. That, of course, is where the movie gets to have a lot of fun in a more conventional sense than the complex meta-narrative might indicate. Indeed, the surface-level of the movie's first act or two has an old-school "gathering of the team" feel that reminded me of movies like Spielberg's Munich. Of course, the potency of these scenes, and the characters we meet, is helped greatly by the fact that Nolan has assembled a truly impressive cast.

Leonardo DiCaprio does a very nice job, as always, as the lead protagonist, Cobb. I can see how some might dismiss his performance somewhat, in that it's similar in some ways to past roles that the actor has played, including his recent turn in Shutter Island. But DiCaprio really does help anchor the movie as Cobb, and lends some real power and emotion to some scenes, and a cool, all-business approach to others. DiCaprio really has to carry the emotional load of the film, and he does an excellent job. The only other character that really gets that same level of dramatic intensity to play with is probably Marion Cotillard as Cobb's wife, Mal. Cotillard is haunting and at times terrifying in the part, and has some truly powerful scenes. When I think about the film's most memorable overall performances, Cotillard's may be tops. It's a mysterious yet unforgettable turn, similar to that of Carrie Ann-Moss as Natalie, in Memento. It's an award-worthy turn, to be sure.

Getting back to the heist aspects of the film though, the other supporting performances in Inception are especially impressive in that most of the film's characters don't get a lot of fleshing out. To that end, the actors have to really make an impression in order to quickly get you invested in their characters, since the script only has so much room to give them depth. Joseph Gordon-Levitt does a great job of doing just that - he has a great back-and-forth chemistry with DiCaprio and the other members of the team, and without a ton of dialogue, he creates a compelling character in Arthur, Cobb's right-hand man who collects all of the intel on a mark prior to a mission. Arthur gets to star in some of the film's most visually-spectacular scenes, including a soon-to-be-iconic sequence in a zero-gravity hotel corridor. Gordon-Levitt's physical presence in these scenes is really pretty incredible - the choreography, in which the actor plays a big part, is astounding. Gordon-Levitt has steadily been proving himself as one of the better young actors in Hollywood, but an unexpected standout is Tom Hardy, who plays Eames. Eames is a "forger," a master of dreamworld manipulation who can effortlessly change his appearance within a dream by playing off of a shared dreamer's perceptions. Hardy as Eames is effortlessly badass, and quickly becomes a fan favorite for cool-factor alone. I have a feeling we'll be seeing Hardy in a lot more big movies after this one. Dileep Rao is another guy who I'd only seen in one or two movies before, but he does a nice job as Yusuf, a chemist specializing in ultra-potent, sleep-inducing serums. And of course, there's Ellen Page, rounding out the team as its newest recruit - a student prodigy named Ariadne who becomes the team's "architect" - the builder of the dream worlds that will be used to navigate the mark's subconcious. As the newbie to the group, Page's character is the audience's proxy, but Page is much more than just an exposition-machine. She provides a lot of the movie's heart and soul, and its through her that we begin to realize the true extent of Cobb's longstanding issues. Rounding out the main cast are Ken Watanabe, Cillian Murphy, and Michael Caine - each veterans of past Christopher Nolan films, and each doing their usual bang-up job here. Watanabe is just plain cool and kickass as Saito, and his initial introduction in the film's opening scene sets the tone for the rest of the movie. Sure, it can be a tad difficult to understand Saito's English at times, but in a way that only adds to the cool-factor. Cillian Murphy's character, Fischer, is perhaps the movie's most troubling. Fischer is the rival businessman whom Saito hopes to influence via inception, and the mission to plant a non-native idea in Fischer's head is the key to the film's elaborate heist. Murphy does a great job with the role, but if you interpret the film straightforwardly, then it seems like an awful lot of work just to plant a fairly simple idea into someone's head. If, however, you look at Fischer as some sort of misdirection in what is ultimately Cobb's dream, well, then it's difficult to figure out how the characer fits into Cobb's story, exactly. A similar problem exists around Michael Caine's character, Miles, a father figure to Cobb. It's easy to guess that there's more to Miles than meets the eye, and I'm betting that many interpretations of the film will place more importance on Miles than the film might initially indicate. But again, to the great Caine's credit, he's able to make an impact as Miles even though a lot about the character is left to our own imagination / interpretation.

And by the way, one clue that nothing in the movie is to be taken for granted is clearly the highly evocative names of each character. I think it's safe to say that the names provide a lot of hints as to the mythological and other hidden meanings of the characters and the overall narrative.

Now, I think the greatness of Inception has a lot to do with the stellar cast, but it can be most directly attributed to a.) the incredible screenplay by Christopher Nolan, and b.) the incredible direction by Christopher Nolan. I've already talked about how the screenplay is a mutilayered stunner, so let me gush for a minute about the direction. Look, I'll be honest about Nolan - there are a couple of signature directing tricks in his playbook that still sort of annoy me. His action scenes are still too quick and choppy at times, and he tends to make things so chaotic at times that some of the emotional impact is lost in the shuffle. But, in other ways, Nolan is the absolute best in the biz. His films always look gritty yet sleek and epic. There is a sense of grandeur that he creates in certain scenes in his films that few others can match. And he just has an innate sense of how to do badass and mindblowing without ever really winking at the audience. Sure, there are small moments of humor in most Nolan films, but the intensity and narrative momentum NEVER lets up. Nolan crafts films in which you cannot stop paying attention for even a second, and you don't want to. He hooks you in, and envelops you in his moody, atmospheric, all-encompassing worlds. Inception is filled with traditional action - chase scenes, gunfights, brawls, and shoot-outs. But you don't watch them like you would in most movies. Here, the action is so closely tied to the unfolding narrative that you're as invested in *how* and *why* the action is happening as anything else. It's pretty remarkable, and it's why, again, audiences seem to be watching this one with wide-eyed, unflinching intensity. I should also mention the pulse-pounding score by Hans Zimmer. The droning tones of the music give the movie a mythical, apocalyptic feel. Like most of Nolan's work, the movie deals with the grandest of themes, the very nature of reality itself. This is a heist movie, an action movie - but it's also an essay on life and death and perception and existence. This is some seriously epic stuff.

We all know the cliches - as soon as we hear that a story is about dreams, we wonder whether the time-honored questions of "was it all a dream?" will surface. From The Wizard of Oz to Alice in Wonderland, entering a fantasy world, a dream world, is a persistant myth in pop-culture. From Narnia to Newhart, from The Sandman to Blade Runner - we've always told stories in which we question the nature of reality. Is what we think we know really truth? Is what we perceive actually reality, or is truth simply in the eye of the beholder? Perhaps we've been oversaturated with this idea, to the point where we're all weary of movies that hinge on twists and last-minute reveals. Inception is tricky, because on some level it is tempting to dismiss it as inconsistent, illogical (despite so much of the story being based on logic), and frustratingly ambiguous. If we do in fact view the movie as a straightforward story, there are countless questions that we have to ask about the story. We don't have a lot of information about these characters, and what information we do have might be unreliable. We are told a lot about the "rules" of shared dreams and dream manipulation, but we don't know *all* the rules. We don't know how Eames can change appearance, or what, exactly, the architect's mazes are supposed to accomplish. We don't know what Miles teaches, or even if he's Cobb's father, or Mal's father. We don't know what sort of corporation Mr. Saito runs, or why he's willing to go to such lengths to sabotage his competitor. But, when you look at the movie *as* dream, most of these concerns disappear. How many times have you woken up from a dream, only to realize that what seemed 100% logical and plausible in the dreamworld makes no sense in the waking world? In dreams we assign logic to the illogical, and I believe that's exactly what's going on in Inception.

Aside from all that, Inception is jam-packed with memorable scenes and moments. People will be talking about the zero-gravity fight scene, the videogame-like winter fortress raid (shades of Metal Gear and Call of Duty - emphasizing the film's game-like aesthetic), the train tracks, the totems and their meaning (and that damn top) for a long time to come. On another level, there will be endless discussion about the film, endless attempts to interpret the narrative, and endless theories about what *really* happened. The brilliance of the movie, however, is that it seamlessly allows for all those interpretations to work, to have validity. It's never simply a question of "was it all a dream?" That question is planted for us to consider, but the details are also ours to work out. Nolan, I think, knew damn well what he was doing. He aimed high ... and it worked, brilliantly. Inception is shockingly ambitious, and for that reason alone it deserves the highest praise. This is one to see twice. This is one to discuss. This is one that will, I think, haunt many dreams.

My Grade: A

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Danny's COMIC-CON Preview Post: The 10 Biggest Questions of Comic-Con 2010~!


Warning: if you don't speak geek, read on at your own peril.



- Well, we are getting close. Fanboys are salivating, the interwebz are abuzz, publications like Entertainment Weekly are featuring masked men with power rings on their covers. Yes, Comic-Con is almost here - the yearly mecca of geekdom that attracts legions of fans to downtown San Diego for four days of panels, parties, and paraphenalia. Really though, if you like pop-culture in the least, then San Diego in July is literally the epicenter of the universe. The biggest movies, TV shows, comics, and games will be previewed for the first time ever. The big studios, publishing companies, and game developers will be there in full force. It's an overcrowded, chaotic place to be, but it's also fun as hell. Which is why I will be there for the fourth straight year. And, why I've got this blog to take an early look at what I think will be the talk of the show come next week.


So, here we go ...


DANNY'S TOP 10 QUESTIONS FOR COMIC-CON 2010:


1.) Can Marvel Studios prove that it's still as mighty as ever?

- Marvel struck gold with the Iron Man franchise, finding just the right Tony Stark in Robert Downey Jr. However, the once-mighty House of Ideas is going to have to overcome a lot of uncertainty and skepticism during its Comic-Con presentation next weekend. The two centerpieces for Marvel will be Thor and Captain America - neither of which has ever enjoyed much success outside of the comics. Both movies will have to really make a splash in order to win over the hearts of jaded fanboys. Meanwhile, everyone will be wondering about The Avengers - the super-team-up film that Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, and Thor are all building towards. Lots of people are upset that Edward Norton is out as The Hulk. Afterall, The Incredible Hulk was the first Marvel film to exploit that whole idea of a shared-continuity movie universe. And hey, Edward Norton is an incredible actor to boot. It will be really interesting to see what sort of impression Marvel makes at Comic-Con. Not only will they need to prove that Captain America and Thor are for real, but they'll have to indicate that The Avengers is going to be worth the wait and the hype. The stakes are certainly high -- the future of the studio, and maybe even of the superhero movie genre in general -- will be in the balance.

2.) Can DC Comics find box-office success with anything other than Batman?

- Despite the massive success of The Dark Knight, DC and Warner are still playing catch-up to Marvel in a lot of ways. That is supposed to change with the formation of DC Entertainment, a new group dedicated to bringing DC's stable of superheroes from the page to the screen. First up on deck is Green Lantern, a franchise that's been the comic book world's most buzzed-about superhero book for the last several years, thanks to the epic storytelling of writer Geoff Johns, and universe-spanning stories like Rebirth and Blackest Night. Will the movie version of GL capture that same sense of awe and wonder and cosmic adventure? Let's hope so. DC needs a win after the misfire that was Jonah Hex, and the nonstarters that Superman and Wonder Woman have been. In any case, Entertainment Weekly just released the first photos of star Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern, and they looked ... okay. A bit odd, but could be cool in-motion. We'll see. But DC needs GL to be a huge franchise. There's no reason why it shouldn't be a huge, Star Wars-like epic. Will it be? We're about to find out.

3.) Has anyone seen that movie Tron? Yes? Really? Wow!

- Who would ever have guessed that THE blockbuster of 2010 is poised to be the sequel to Tron? But thanks to an amazing marketing campaign by Disney, and a movie that's shaping up to be creative, imaginative, and fanboy-pleasing, Tron is perhaps the most-anticipated movie of the year. You've got Jeff Bridges, you've got Daft Punk doing the soundtrack, and you've got Brad Bird and Pixar reportedly doing script touch-ups. Will Tron in fact be geek nirvana? Comic-Con will be the final test, and I feel like the movie will pass.

4.) What will be this Fall's biggest TV "event?" Smart money says Zombies.

- A lot of new Fall TV will be previewed at Comic-Con, including a couple of big genre shows from the major networks. A couple of them look very promising, so it will be interesting to see fan enthusiasm levels for new series like NBC's The Event and ABC's No Ordinary Family. Still, the sleeper hit may be AMC's WALKING DEAD. It's an adaptation of the critically-acclaimed comic book of the same name, and its writer, Robert Kirkman, is very much involved in the TV adaptation. Oh, and did I mention the pilot is written and directed by Frank Darabount (The Shawshank Redemption)? Plus, it's zombies. On TV. On AMC. Holy crapballs, this could be awesome. I can vouch for the comic - I'm a huge fan, and it's one of the absolute best books of the last decade. As for the TV show, well, it might just be THE must-see new show this year.

5.) What's in store for Batman now that Bruce Wayne is back?

- DC Comics has taken Batman on quite the roller coaster ride over the last couple of years. Under the guidance of mad genius Grant Morrison, Bruce Wayne was "killed," send back through time, and replaced in the present as Batman by former Robin Dick Grayson - who recruited Bruce's estranged son, Damien, to be the new Robin. Now, thank to Morrison's "Return of Bruce Wayne" storyline, the original Dark Knight is on his way back to the present, but it remains to be seen what his return will mean for Dick Grayson, Damien, etc. DC has already announced a slew of new creative teams for the post-Morrison era, so one thing is for sure: change is coming.


6.) Is True Blood the hottest show on TV? And will it be the hottest show at Comic-Con?


- With a red-hot, in-progress third season, an Emmy nom for Best Drama, and a rabid, ever-expanding fanbase, True Blood may just be the most buzzed-about TV show at this year's Comic-Con. And, with no Twilight panel this year, the line for True Blood's event could very well be the show's longest and most insane. But True Blood isn't just for teenaged fangirls - it's a show with bite, that's only gotten crazier and more over the top as it's gone on. With vampires, werewolves, sex, and violence - and a killer mythology that continues to expand - True Blood could very well attract the craziest - and most diverse - crowd at this year's show. Sidenote: GLEE has a panel this year, and it will be very interesting to see how the show is received at Comic-Con. I think it will get a good reaction -- after all, geeks love theatricality, and hey, *everyone* loves Jane Lynch.


7.) Can Scott Pilgrim (and Edgar Wright) take over the world?


- This August, all eyes in Hollywood will be on Scott Pilgrim - the action-comedy-romance comic book adaptation from Shaun of the Dead director Edgar Wright. Like Kick-Ass before it, Scott Pilgrim - filled with videogame references, Gen Y pop culture riffs, and a self-referential meta style - is a movie seemingly made by geeks and for geeks. So the question is: will the movie be a hit, or, like Kick-Ass, will its appeal not truly extend beyond the hardcore fanboys and fangirls? Wright will make one final plea for world dominance at this year's Comic-Con. Meanwhile, his old running buddies Simon Pegg and Nick Frost will be making their own appeal, plugging PAUL - a slackers vs. aliens movie that looks firmly in the tradition of Shaun and Hot Fuzz. To that end, it could very well be awesome.


8.) Can Fringe finally break on through to the "other side?"


- Look, for months now, I've been raving about Fringe. To me, it's evolved into the heir apparent to the likes of The X-Files and Lost, and the fact that the show was completely snubbed by the Emmys is ridiculous. But, fans are starting to catch on, and embracing the show en masse. In years past, Fringe was a popular show at Comic-Con, but this will be the first year that the show really comes out to the show in full force. The entire main cast will be there, and they'll be coming off a stellar season in which business really picked up. It stands to reason that the fans will be primed and ready to give all involved a true hero's welcome, and perhaps that buzz and energy will translate to the mainstream critics, press, and fans finally recognizing the show. Hey, it is on the cover of TV Guide's Comic-Con issue this week, so we shall see.


9.) Will comics finally go digital?


- The wheels of progress have been turning, and the times, they are a' changing. With the launch of the iPad and new digital comics services from Marvel and DC, fans are wondering if digital comics are finally becoming a viable alternative to plain old paper funnybooks. I think many fans will always prefer old-fashioned paper, but still, any advance that gets comics into more people's hands can't be all bad, right? I mean, Comic-Con has become as much about movies and TV and games as it has about comics, but it's a shame, because there is so much good stuff out there that the mainstream isn't reading. From superhero books to stuff like Fables, The Walking Dead, Invincible, and Sweet Tooth -- there are lots of comics that could find a much, much bigger audience via digital distribution. Will it happen? Will the publishers embrace this technology and put out books day and date with physical retail? It will definitely be interesting to see what happens.


10.) And finally ... what will be the show's big surprises?


- That's what's so great about Comic-Con -- you never quite know what to expect. A much-hyped movie could disappoint, and a little sleeper indie could steal some of the big boys' thunder. You just never know what will pop with the crowd. Will Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch kayo Comic-Con? Will Let Me In win over the skeptics? Will Sly Stallone kick some ass with The Expendables (okay, that's not really a question, but still). Will The Green Hornet sink or swim? Will there be any advance buzz about a new Superman, Batman, or Flash film? Will Megamind be able to out-despicable Despicable Me? Will JJ Abrams, Joss Whedon, or Peter Jackson have any surprises in store? Will the city of San Diego be trapped in a giant, unbreakable dome and be shrunken down to bottle size for the experiments of some nefarious alien menace? My god, the suspense. In any case, it's going to be a blast. Stay tuned for my complete post-show wrap-up, and until then -- "excelsior!", kick some ass, and dammit all.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Livin' Large With CYRUS -- a review of the summer indie smash.


CYRUS Review:

- Cyrus is the kind of movie I'd like to see more of: understated yet awkwardly hilarious, out-there yet grounded. It's something original, and it's a movie that uses its excellent cast to full effect. Sometimes, actors need a movie of this sort to really show off what they can do. A movie that isn't overly processed, not created by committee. And that rings true of Cyrus - it's a career-best role for Jonah Hill as the title character. Hill is an actor who's been in several funny movies in a very short amount of time, but this is definitely something different for him, showing that he can be more than the scruffy everyman type he usually plays. John C. Reilly and Marissa Tomei have been in their share of diverse roles, and they are both almost always superb - so it's no surprise that they're also excellent in this one. Most of all, Cyrus is just a lot of fun to watch. The naturalistic performances and awkward humor make for an extremely entertaining film that just sort of sets up its premise and runs with it. In short, it's the perfect contrast to so many too-loud, too-flashy summer movies out at the moment.

The premise of Cyrus is one of those oh-so-simple ideas that is more about the execution than anything else. The film does a great job of introducing us to John (John C. Reilly), a sadsack, middle-aged guy who's seen better days. John's been divorced for seven years, and has been on a downward spiral of late - he's a slob, he drinks too much, and he has no social life other than a sort of sympathy-friendship with his ex (Catherine Keener - also great as always). One night, John is dragged to a party by his soon-to-be-remarried ex wife, and has a chance meeting with Molly (Marissa Tomei) - a free spirit who remarkably takes a liking to him despite his many issues. The two quickly hit it off and their relationship is off and running, and John couldn't be happier. That is, until he meets Cyrus - Molly's 21-year-old, live-at-home son (Hill), who is alternatively creepy, child-like, sinister, and antagonistic. Cyrus has a weird, almost obssessive relationship with his mom, and doesn't want anyone else to throw a wrench in their oddly symbiotic lifestyle, least of all John.

The stubborn kid who doesn't want a new guy to find happiness with his mom - it's a story we've seen many times before, but never quite in the way it's presented here. Like I said, the style of the movie is naturalistic and almost documentary-like. The film's writer/directors, the Duplass brothers, come from the indie world of "mumblecore" - slice of life movies with lots of improvised dialogue - and it shows. There's that very indie feel to the movie, stylistically, except we actually get A-list actors who are in top form. It's a potent mixture, and it really makes the movie click. As outrageous as some of the comedy in the movie can be, it still feels very relatable and realistic. Cyrus is weird, but he also seems like someone who could really exist - aka he's more than just a cartoon character.

I guess my only real complaint about the film is the same sort of issue that you often run into with this kind of movie -- it entertains you, but it doesn't exactly leave you with any sort of big takeaway. There are a lot of great little moments and details in the movie, but the big picture story never quite comes together, and you're never quite sure what to think of Cyrus and Molly and John. Is Molly in her own way just as messed-up as Cyrus, or is she worth fighting for, weirdness and all? Should John just run away from Molly, or is she his one true love? And what does she even see in John, who is also sort of a loser? The characters feel real, but at the same time, we never truly get a read on them, in a way. By the movie's end, you're not really sure what to think. Should we be happy? Sad? Depressed? Joyful? Cynical? Hopeful? It's not that the ambiguity is bad in and of itself, more just that it feels like the Duplass brothers aren't quite sure either of where the movie should go. They just sort of let things meander. And that's pleasant, in its own way, but it also feels a bit unfulfilling.

Still, it's a tribute to the actors involved that you leave the movie wanting more. You want to see more of Cyrus, more of John. You want to know more about how things end up for them all. For two hours, it's a lot of fun just hanging out with these interesting characters, and laughing at all of their quirky awkwardness.

My Grade: B+

Saturday, July 10, 2010

GET TO DE CHOPPA! A Review of PREDATORS.


- While watching the new Predator film, I had to stop and ask myself: are legit badasses a dying breed in Hollywood? I think back to the original Predator - an action movie classic to be sure - and I think how awesome and charismatic its squadron of heroes was - then and now. Schwarzenegger. Ventura. Weathers. Man, even today, watching Predator, those guys feel like real-life comic book characters. They are larger than life, full of attitude and swagger, and ready to kick ass at a moment's notice. Do guys like that even exist anymore? Is there anyone under the age of 40 who can still pull off that old-school style of badassery? Have humans just become wussier as a species, to the point where we no longer produce alpha males who can stand toe to toe with the bandana-sporting, cigar-chomping, mustache-clad likes of Jesse "The Body" Ventura? Sometimes people talk about the good old days, when men were men. Well, watch Predator, then watch Predators, and you might find yourself waxing nostalgic. Because, yes, we've gone from Arnold to Adrian. We've got middle-aged Danny Trejo out-badassing everyone else in the movie, lending credence to the theory that true kickass action heroes are an endangered species in Hollywood. We've got a fine actor in the aforementioned Adrian Brody in the lead role, but this may be a tragic case of miscasting, because Brody tries to be an uber-badass hybrid of Arnie and Christian Bale, and mostly just comes off as unintentionally comical. I'll get more into the nitty-gritty of Predators in a moment, but bear with me as I focus on the bigger picture here for a second. The fact is, all of us twenty-somethings look back on those old 80's action flicks with a degree of ironic appreciation. I mean, in a way, the classic arm-wrestling handshake scene from Predator is flat-out hilarious. The fact that Predator played it completely straight, without a dose of irony, seems crazy when viewed from our modern lense. It's like a scene from a Saturday morning cartoon that was somehow transposed into an R-rated action/horror movie. AND YET ... as much as we may laugh at a scene like that, in our heart of hearts, we love it, because the iconic greeting between Schwarzenegger and Weathers was, in its own, semi-goofy way, completely and unironically awesome. The ten year old kid in my brain says "ho-lee crap, the two most awesome forces on the planet have just *joined forces* -- they are going to kick some ass, Megapowers-style. So my question is -- will we ever get back to that? Will we as a moviegoing society ever be able to just enjoy unironically over-the-top, Predator-style action again? Or will every action movie from this point forward either be a dark, gritty, joyless experience meant for the too-cool-for-school crowd, or a hip-to-the-joke, dripping-with-ironic-humor "homage" to movie days gone by? I ask because Predators has some really fun moments. It has some cool action. But what it's missing is that "awesome-factor" of the original, that fantasy-fulfillment factor. Will any twelve year old boy walk away from this movie wanting to be as cool as Adrian Brody's character? Will we be quoting this movie for years to come? Will there be iconic images forever etched in our heads? Most importantly, did I walk out of Predators feeling like a badass, feeling like more of a man, wanting to go around saying awesome things like "I ain't got time to bleed?" I did not. But I didn't really expect to, because movies just aren't made like that anymore, and we are experiencing a major shortage of directors who possess that old-school sense of showmanship, of actors who can deliver a badass one-liner with just the right amount of oomph. The premise of Predators is cool enough that it could have been something really memorable. As it stands, it's a decently fun movie, but one that will make you long for the days when, well, when men were men ... dammit all.

Predators actually starts out with a lot of promise. We're instantly catapulted into the action, as we follow Adrian's Brody's initially-unnamed character - an ex-military blackops guy - as he plummets from the sky towards unfamiliar ground. A parachute opens up in the nick of time, but the trouble is just beginning. Brody finds himself surrounded by a motley crew of roughnecks - one of the FBI's most wanted, a female IDF soldier, a leader of a Mexican drug cartel, etc. At first, nobody knows where they are or why they're there, but it's not long before they are able to get a pretty good idea. Eventually, this much becomes clear: they're on an alien planet, essentially the Predators' version of a big game preserve. The humans were sent there to be hunted for sport, and their chances for survival against one of cinema's most famous monsters look slim.

It's weird, because even if it doesn't have a singular action-hero presence on the level of Ah-nald, Predators has its share of kickass actors. Aside from Brody, you've got Danny Trejo, the man soon to be Machete, who is, as always, a walking pile of awesome. You've got Walter Goggins, who has been ruling it on Justified as of late, who brings that same unhinged charisma here (and man, if they ever need someone new to play The Joker ...). And then there's Laurence Fishburne, who entertainingly gives the movie an injection of gravitas when he surfaces midway through the film.

All of these actors have a long history of genre-specific greatness, and yet, the relatively weak script is what kills the movie's initial momentum. We get excited when we see the likes of Trejo, Goggins, and Fishburne, but then their characters turn out to be nothing special - one-note, boring, and with barely a memorable line of dialogue between them. Okay, Goggins gets in a couple of zingers and Fishburne's initial entrance is cool ... but the characters are just never all that likable or fun. A movie like this practically demands, above all else, that you have awesome characters and in turn great character moments. There aren't enough of them in Predator. It also doesn't help that, like I said, Adrian Brody just seems goofy, with his Christian Bale-as-Batman voice and chiseled physique oddly matched with his nerdy features. I thought Brody might have more of a Jeff Goldblum-in-Jurassic Park sort of role - I didn't realize he was being set up as the second coming of Schwarzenegger. And then there's Topher Grace, who does a nice job as a sort of comedic foil. The problem is that his character arc is pretty cringe-worthy, and the various twists revolving around his character deliver some of the movie's weakest moments.

There are some real bright spots though. A couple of cool action set pieces. A geek-out worthy, videogame-style fight between a sword-wielding Yakuza boss and a blade-sportin' Predator, that's basically absurd, yet undeniably fun-as-all-hell. There are a couple of nice tributes to the original, including some backstory that directly ties this movie into the 1987 version. There's an excellent score that often evokes the original's mood-setting tones. In some respects, Predators is just plain refreshing in a summer of mostly mediocrity. It's one of those films that doesn't aspire to much except to entertain and kick ass - and it is a pretty consistently entertaining little film, I'll give it that.

At the same time, you think back to the original and you have to remember just how epic it was. The predator was built up as the ultimate threat - the fact that one monster singlehandedly took out several top-tier badasses made the final showdown between Arnie and the beast that much more intense. Here, it felt like too much videogame shoot-em-up culture had seeped its way into the film. What I mean is, while the original built and built towards the main event smackdown, this one has predators, super-predators, badly-CGI'd alien dog things, all coming at the lead characters in a nonstop barrage. It also feels too easy to take out the Predators - as tough as they are, it takes a whole legion of them to take on this squad of killers. In this movie, the predators feel less like the enigmatic big bad of the original and more like characters from the latest Mortal Kombat game.

Predators is a lot of fun. It has that anything-goes, B-movie feel that makes it ideal for seeing in a crowded theater full of hyped-up fanboys. It has enough crowd-pleasing moments that I'd say yes, it's worth checking out if you're a fan of the franchise. But, the script, the cinematography, the characters, the humor, the overall awesome-factor - the movie comes up short in these categories, especially as compared to the 80's classic which the film pays so much homage to. It's too bad, because with the premise, the cast, and the behind-the-scenes talent on hand, there was some real potential for this to be a win of epic proportions. And yes, there are some buzz-worthy moments and scenes that give glimpses of the badassery that could have been. But ... a cinematical tyranasaur, this ain't.

My Grade: B